Yeah, I was just trying to rif on it, was all.
Trying to kill the silence, I asked the trucker where he was headed. “Innsmouth”, he replied, as something shifted in the truck’s bed behind me.
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This is the scariest one so far for me. But it’s supposed to be two sentences, dude.
The wedding finally behind her, Meagan cradled her distended belly and smiled dreamily at her ring. Softly, she says to her baby, “Thank you for serving your purpose,” as she reaches for a coat hanger.
After enjoying his morning cup of coffee, John went about to settle his festering rat problem. After searching endlessly, John noticed to his horror, that the box of rat poison was sitting were the box of sugar normally sets.
The captain locked the cockpit door behind us. “So, Timmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked before?”
Edit: I wuz whooshed
The fog of Alzheimers lifted just for a minute, long enough for him to see her crying, and he reached out and said, “I love you.”
She dashed to him as quickly as her old, tired legs could move, but she knew it was too late and the fog returned and he would never be lucid again.
You will never truly and completely fulfill your dreams. And it’s all your own fault.
When the signal from outer space was deciphered, the message turned out to be one word.
“Run!”
Omigod, it’s The Doctor!
The tall man tried not to whimper as he shakily placed the soiled yellow hat, formerly so dapper, back on his head, not quite able to control the trembling in his never-again-to-be-truly-clean hands. He told himself that he would be all right…eventually…if he could just manage to escape the room without making eye contact with George, who was now considerably less curious.
Vermicious Knids from Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator?
When she saw him, she smiled warmly and said, “Good morning, honey!” As always, he was grinning back silently from his favorite chair, mounted in a lifelike pose.
I watched a sun rise in the west. Then the shock-wave arrived.
Fantastic.
Buried up to his neck in sand, after finally losing all hope of a miracle that would save him, he laughed and whooped when he suddenly saw against the setting sun several silhouettes coming towards him.
Ten seconds later the screaming began.
Spiders!
More spiders!
Not following the connection (I’ve never seen that webcomic, and I don’t have time to read another 350 comic archive), although I was somewhat more inspired by Butch.
But I did almost made the character Victor 
So in to another effort:
Brian pressed the down button of the express elevator that would carry him down 100 floors in 30 seconds, with the opens strains of Hotel California drifting through his earbuds. Lost in the music and his own thoughts, he automatically stepped through the door as the elevator stopped, only then wondering why the song was ending and it was suddenly unaccountably warm …