2-year-old mistakenly sips white Russian at Boston eatery and mother proceeds to flip right the fuck out.
Oh my god, so much stupid. It gets worse.
They insist that it’s the restaurant’s fault despite admitting that they were distracted, and say they will never go back there (I’m sure the restaurant is very glad for that!)
And yes, the kid’s name is Jadm.
The restaurant is obviously to blame, since they served what the patrons ordered. That’s very irresponsible.
The mom says, “Sorry’s not going to cover it.” That’s code for “Give me some money.”
Yeah that’s pretty much the consensus in the comments, too: setup for a lawsuit.
Well, it was either that or Jizm.
Won’t someone think of the children!
So the mother was 19 when she got pregnant by a 32 year old, and then names the baby Jadm. And now mommy is trying to set up a bogus lawsuit. Yeah, that kid’s got a good future ahead of him.
Maybe she thought her new baby was da bomb, but she misspelled it?
If they accidentally served it to the kid, OK, that would be bad, but they didn’t! The kid accidentally reached for a wrong glass as is what a kid (or even an adult) might do. No one gets hurt ultimately. This is even a news story?
sigh yet another kid that’s going to have to pull himself up by his bootstraps.
This country has a weird, weird relationship with alcohol. I mean, obviously this woman is crazy, but how does even a crazy person get the idea to do this stunt? How does she imagine that anybody will think it is normal to freak out because the kid takes a sip of a drink?
Whilst babysitting her cranky teething infant grandson, my mom once dunked a soother into her white russian and corked it into the baby’s mouth. Nom nom nom!
He’s 26 years old now, and his favorite movie is The Big Lebowski.
Rum on the gums is a time honored teething solution. This lady is just stupid and batshit crazy (and probably hoping for a lawsuit).
If the unanimity of the comments is any indication, jadmmama better not insist on a jury civil trial without thoroughly researching the concept of ‘order for costs’, because she’d be lucky to leave the courthouse owning the underpants she wore in 
Your better restaurants make it their business to mix up your orders properly.
Yeah, this is beyond stupid. What are the paramedics going to do for a toddler having a sip of alcohol? Give the mother a tranquilizer?
Probably all they can do… seeing as how ambulances aren’t equipped for in-the-field tubal ligations.
Unfortunately, it’s not hard to imagine how in some states or counties, child protective services would be called in and the mother’s household investigated after this instance of child endangerment.
The dude does not abide in that family.
Locally, such people are refered to as “trailer trash”.
I actually couldn’t finish reading the article once I got to this misspelling: “thought he’d hit the motherload”. That actually made my teeth hurt. What ever happened to proofreading?
To get back on topic. Kids in the middle ages drank mostly weak beer (becaúse the water was too filthy) and managed to survive. And my grandpa sometimes let me have a nip of his Schnaps when I was a toddler. One sip of a White Russian isn’t even gonna make the kid tipsy.