What is wrong with that woman? Well, apart from the fact that she’s clearly too stupid to be let out on her own? And you people let her breed?
The contraceptive-delivered-by-blowdart program has some bugs to work out yet.
The subs have been at the liquer.
(Actually the subs have probably all been sacked. Proofreading costs money, and, y’know, who cares about spelling these days, grandpa? :rolleyes: )
I thought the “motherload” was a new term for children? I know I’d have hit the little shit if he’d tried pinching my beer!
Hey, learn how to spell “liquor”, you whippersnapper! And get off my lawn! 
She’s a stupid bitch, no doubt about it, but some of the comments on that news story rivaled her for sheer dumbassery. “OMG THEY WERE DRINKING ALCOHOL IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN!!111!” At what point did people decide that no child should ever see an adult drinking an alcoholic beverage? Are they never to be allowed within 50 feet of a beer? If they never see responsible drinking how are they supposed to become responsible drinkers when they go off to college and don’t have Mommy and Daddy to control their lives for them anymore?
It’s early yet, but I suspect this will be my favorite post of the day. Just such a delightful idea…
Years ago, when I worked as a hostess at TGI Friday’s, we had a woman call who was all upset because she had eaten something with Jack Daniels sauce. She didn’t know Jack Daniels was liquor! And she was pregnant! Aieeeee! I don’t know how the manager wound up handling that one, but I doubt it involved any money.
I tried to read the article, but I couldn’t get past this part:
Nor are they equipped for in-the field litigations. Though that would be easy enough to implement. They just need to give the EMT’s 007 level liscenses to bitch slap teh stupid.
The one that got me was “South Boston has reached a new low.” Yeah. Because everyone in the city panicked and called the cops when little Jadm went on his bender. It was group dumbassery.
Craigslist happened to proofreading.
There was a story a few years ago about a child who was taken away by CPS for the night after someone saw him drinking a Mike’s Hard Lemonade at a ball game. I think the parents said they ordered him a lemonade, but were brought the wrong kind; so yes, it happens, because there are other people as crazy as this woman.
How is Jadm supposed to be pronounced?
“Twunt”, I think.
Of course the Herald is reporting on this one. Can’t have a crazy news story in Boston without top-notch investigative journalism courtesy of the Herald.
That lady is a serious piece of work.
I agree with the consensus, but just for the sake of debate (since there’s none to be gleaned from the actual story), what–in your opinion–would constitute wrongdoing on the part of the restaurant? I assume most of us would agree that if they accidentally served young master Jdam a White Russian instead of milk, the restaurant would have some 'splaining to do. What if they serve alcoholic drinks in cups with lids and cartoon characters on the front, for example? Would you consider them partly at fault?
And sign me up for the contraceptive-by-blowdart training. I’ll start practicing my aim today.
I do the pointless hypothetical threads, CT. It’s in the FAQ.
Seems like toddlers can’t hold their liquor nowadays. When I was that age I chugged my grandpa’s rye and water without batting an eye. Got a good night’s sleep, too.
But what if they’d been served a White Russian by Sauron?
In the examples you gave, surely the restaurant would be at fault. In the this particular case, the waitress put all of the drinks in the middle of the table. IMHO that makes the restaurant about 0.01% at fault.
Then, obviously, I WOULD HAVE STARTED THE THREAD!
Except as a poll, and there’d be some refence to Natalie Portman, Stephen Sondheim, or Athena.