2021 Bad, bad, bad Christmas misadventures

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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  1. Ordered a slew of eGift cards. Guess what ol’beck did? She sent them all to herself. ::smack::
    This is gonna take awhile to straighten out. Yay. I have all of Christmas eve to do it.

  2. Bayless ate something he shouldn’t have. He puked 20 times. We called the vets office. Message: “Were are out of the office til January 3rd” Great. I hope my dog don’t die.

3.I hope the Turkey thaws. Yeah forgot that.

  1. I know DIL, your preggers and weird as eff. But the Christmas Eve Eve event was a Stoopid idea. The kids don’t like these things unless presents and cookies are involved. No eggnog is not good without hooch added.
    Sorry we made you cry.

  2. Son-of-a-wrek found an urgent care Vet. He gave Bayliss charcoal. Now Bayliss is puking black stuff. Ugh. I hope those stains ain’t permanent.

  3. Baby wrek opened 3gifts when no one was paying attention. She’s now sporting one of the Li’l-wrekkers tops I bought her. And refuses to give it up. The Li’l-wrekker is following her around to make sure she doesn’t get a black puke stain on it.

  4. Some man we’ve never met is coming for Christmas dinner. Mr.Wrekkers long lost friend. What do you give a man you never met. I could send him a eGift card. But we all know how that will turn out.

8.Cats.

  1. Laundry is backed up. How many towels does it really take everyday? Around here: 20-25. Surprise, Hamza is the worst offender.

  2. Y’all have a merry, merry, merry Christmas!

Love, beck

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And a most wonderful holiday to you!

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Sounds like Christmas Eve at Chez Beck is something out of A Christmas Story, only with a larger cast.

hugs

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I knocked over a container of hamburger grease, and it raced over the counter to flow (flow, not drip!) between the stove and the counter.

I cleaned up the visible part. We shall wait until after the holidaze to pull the stove out from the wall and clean up the OHMYGAWD mess.

~VOW

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And a Merry Christmas and all the best to you and all the other Wreks.

Now you have me worried about Bayliss. Keep us posted on how the poor doggy is doing!

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He’s a bunch better. Drinking lots of water.

The vet said it wasn’t gonna kill him. Whatever he ate got mostly threw up.

I have to go dialysis on Christmas Eve. That’s kind of a bummer.

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It is, though it means you should be feeling good tomorrow, too!

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I have hope in my heart🤭

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Thanks. I feel better now. :slight_smile:

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We’ve decided he ate flocking off the Christmas tree. He barfed up loads of white flakey stuff the last go 'round.

So I messaged Mid-dau to watch him and keep him away from the tree.
He’s usually so well mannered I don’t worry about him doing stuff like this. I knew someone was messing with the tree. The Siamese or the Chihuahuas.

He’s gonna be ok.

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:relaxed:

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So, how did dialysis go?

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I had a small bleed/seeping from the port. It’s all good now.