2022 SDMB Celebrity Death Pool

Ah, jet skis. A beautiful union of form and function.

I wish him a long stretch in some very annoying purgatory.

Country singer Luke Bell, dead at 32.

Actor Robert LuPone, dead at 76.

32 is the New 27 it seems

I think we missed one:

Actress Shonka Dukureh, 44, died in July of natural causes.

Maybe sitting on the fantail of one of those things, with a precisely-aligned heavy stream of water going right up … somewhere … for about half the remainder of eternity?

Looks like three of us get points for Turnbull, with Mean Mr Mustard and Registered At Last being the other two. So RAL moves to the top of the leader board.

Lukoil CEO Ravil Maganov was struck by the sidewalk after apparently falling out of his hospital window – it appears that, for Russian businessmen, the leading cause of death is “mysterious circumstances”.

Of course, Mr. Putin had been in the area that day, to lay flowers at Gorby’s bier, so, maybe someone was trying to aim at him?

I wonder why he’d do that. I’ve heard Putin loathed Gorbachev.

Boxer Earnie Shavers is down for the count at 78.

34 points, and a change in the leaderboard:

Rank Player Score Picks(Unique)
1 Registered_at_Last 224 5(1)
2 phungi 211 4(1)
3 Happy_Lendervedder 169 3
4 RobotDevilDog 164 4
5 RTFirefly 161 4
6 Loach 156 3(1)
7 jeezums 148 3
8 Reindeer_Flotilla 131 3
9 It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery 127 3
9 Little_Nemo 127 3
11 Mahaloth 109 3
11 WolfpackJeep 109 4(1)
13 Captain_Klutz 104 2
13 imthjckaz 104 2(1)
15 candide 102 2
16 Maus_Magill 100 2
17 Bayaker 94 2
17 Hoopy_Frood 94 2
17 Kitten_Mitten 94 2
17 Queen_Anne_s_Lace 94 2
21 GIGObuster 92 3
22 ataraxy22 76 2
23 Catamount 73 2
24 Superdude 67 1
25 Mean_MrMustard 61 2
26 gkster 42 3
27 Allecher 38 2
27 DrGirlfriend 38 2
29 Dung_Beetle 33 2(1)
29 irritant 33 1
31 Borborygmi 29 1(1)
32 amarinth 27 1
32 Cazzle 27 1
32 critter42 27 1
32 J-P_L 27 1
32 kingEabe 27 1
32 NurseCarmen 27 1
32 Slow_Moving_Vehicle 27 1
39 eschereal 21 1(1)
40 vivalostwages 18 1(1)
40 xizor 18 1(1)
42 Biotop 13 1(1)
42 commasense 13 2(1)
42 Hatchie 13 1(1)
45 GuanoLad 12 1(1)
45 Hschardi 12 1
45 JohnT 12 1
48 Gyrate 11 1
48 kitap 11 1
48 ProfPepperwinkle 11 1
48 truthseeker3 11 1
52 D_Anconia 9 1
52 SpoilerVirgin 9 1
52 Tristan 9 1
55 gwendee 6 1
55 teelabrown 6 1
55 zadscmc 6 2(1)
58 Baker 1 3(2)

WooHoo … uh, I mean, my deepest condolences to Bill’s family and friends. The last month has been very active for people who have been on my list for years. (although I can’t believe I demoted (and thereby killed) Olivia.Newton John.)

Apologies to the DeathShroom. Still over a quarter of the year left though.

If you manage to score with over half your list, we may be legally required to notify the police.

I still remember mid-June 2015, when I’d been leading with 296 points, and you got a death that raised your score to exactly 300, giving you a four-point lead.

When the year ended six and a half months later, we were still 1-2, and still with 300 and 296 points.

You never know.

Frank Drake, astronomer probably most famous for his equation, has died at 92

Brian

Activist and author Barbara Ehrenreich has died at 81.

No apologies necessary, for all’s fair in death (prognostication) and war!