Sounds like it could be bad all the way to the bone.
Too soon.
You gotta wait till he snuffs it.
You’ll be drinking alone if you keep making tasteless jokes like that.
Aw, move it on over. I’ll drink with ya.
Hey, did I stutter?
Cuz I absolutely should have. What I meant to say was, “Sounds like it could be b-b-b-b-bad…b-b-b-b-bad…b-b-b-b-bad…”
I’m almost out of booze. I only have one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.
everybody funny… now, you funny too!
Who wears short shorts? Not Mary Quant anymore. The mini skirt designer and inventor of hot pants has left us with 7 points to remember her by.
No mystery as to how Anne Perry died. (Not murder.)
Gay pornographer David Hurles is Old Reliable no longer.
John Waters, a fan of Hurles, once said of him, “David likes psychos. Nude ones. Money-hungry drug addicts with big dicks. Rage-filled robbers without rubbers. And of course, convicts.”
I’d never heard of him before perusing the list of celebrity deaths today, but i would love to see a mainstream bio flick of this guy’s life.
I wouldn’t.
British songwriter Bob Heatlie warrants a mention on the Beeb.
Not counting my chickens just yet, but points may be on my horizon.
Former NFL player Chris Smith has died at 31. In an 8-year career, he played for the Jacksonville Jaguars, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Las Vegas Raiders and Houston Texans.
Charles Stanley, Evangelical preacher, dies @ the age of 90:
The ultimate survivor fail:
I don’t want Dame Edna to disappear.