2026 Celebrity Death Pool

I just read singer Pink was Hospitalized

Okay, here’s the thing … I haven’t wanted to say because there’s only about 10 to 15% chance I’m onto something, but deep down in my cold, icy heart, I think Scott Adams is full of shit. I think he’s going to come out in a few months and say, “Christ healed me,” or “Trump healed me” or some weird shit like that.

If he actually snuffs it this month, then, well, won’t I look the fool.

Someone called “_Batty” looking the fool, no, that could never happen.

My son was just saying the same thing right before I read this.

Assigned Alive At Birth.

I guess nobody had her in their list: Victoria Jones, the daughter of Tommy Lee Jones, 34.

I would debate that based on what I’ve seen.

Stand-up comedian, late night host John Mulrooney dies at 67

Multiple sources

He actually died on December 29, so he counts on the 2025 list.

Whoops, I checked the article date, not his demise.

But if he wasn’t alive to begin with, then nobody can get any points for him! That would certainly disappoint a number of players who are hoping he’s soon to undergo an existence reassignment procedure.

Jack Nicholson

Esther Rantzen

Alan Alda

Michael Caine

Edward Fox

Joe Biden

King Charles III

Judi Dench

Michael Bolton

James Van Der Beek

Eric Dane

James Cosmo

Lindsay Brewer

Are you telling us that all of these people have died?!

Because you are too late to submit a list, and you fucked up the formatting for a submission as well.

Okay, let’s be nice here, not f;ed up.

How many players do we have this year? I’m updating my spreadsheet of records.

One hundred and eight.

Most since 2017!

Oh it’s gonna be so sweet to beat 107 of youse!