Yay! You scared us!
Glad to see you’re okay!
Yay, Baker’s back!
Such a mundane reason for your absence! I was hoping for something involving a portal to another world or being kidnapped by pirates. Well, at least you’re not hurt.
Next time you got Mouse problems, I’ll lend you my Dachshunds!
Welcome back!
In my typical hell’s hand basket outlook; I’d assumed you were kidnapped by members of the other board and held for ransom. Glad someone pony-upped for the mouse. 
Best news of the day!
It looks like Ayatollah Khamenei is in fact done dancing, and it seems to be my fault. I had the bastard on my list for many years, and this was the year that I decided to take him off’n it.
Nice humblebrag.
That’s 14 big points for those of us who have Ayatollah Assahola on our lists! 
So no baby mice for you?
Glad you are back!
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We thought you were dead!
Talk about a plot twist. Welcome back (and maybe consider buying a backup mouse)!!
You may ignore a letter from me which you will receive.
Also, I have several spare mouses that are wireless and use 2.1 USB connectors. I can send you one for a back-up.
Although she was confused by your entreaties of “Please work faster. Celebrities are dying out there.”
I have a dachshund too.
Is it fixed?
Seriously, good to have you back!
I am glad you are back. Just in time for the March 1st update!
I don’t normally post “looks bad” type posts like this, but Kelly Osbourne(Sharon and Ozzy’s daughter) looks like she is emaciated to the point of it affecting her internal organs, etc. I know she struggled with weight, but I saw a clip recently and she was bones.
TMZ covered it. Yeah, some source, right? But they did.
People are concerned about her health.
She looks quite unwell.
