There goes the entertainment for Trump’s next inauguration.
So a few weeks ago, Kentucky senator Mitch McConnell was hospitalized, with nothing being revealed about what happened.
Turns out that paramedics were called, and CPR was administered due to “cardiac arrest.”. He was transported to the hospital
No official word on his actual condition, however.
May as well chalk up the points. I doubt a man in his condition could survive actual CPR.
I think he is circling the drain for real right now. I dislike the man greatly, but it has been downright pathetic to see him left in office when he clearly could no longer function at normal adult levels.
He is likely on life support, but with no chance of coming back.
I have him as one of my alternates. Bastard doesn’t even have the decency to wait until next year when I could move him into my top 13.
He’ll put me on the board.
UPDATE: He’s still alive.
Blockquote
"Senator McConnell appreciates the outpouring of support he’s receiving while he continues his recovery in the hospital. The Senator continues to improve, and is working closely with his staff on Kentucky and Senate matters while the Senate is out of session.”
Evil will JUST NOT DIE!!
I’ll confess I’d never heard the name, but one of the first women stockbrokers on the NYSE deserves some recognition.
Lord Humungus is dead.
Joby Baker, a reasonably handsome “that guy” character who played in Elvis movies, Gidget movies and a bunch of TV shows, died with eight bit roles still unplayed.
https://people.com/joby-baker-dead-gidget-girl-happy-actor-12012041
Yoshihiro Nishimura, Japanese movie director, died back in May. He was 59 years old.
He has the distinction of directing the movie I often list as the worst movie I’ve sat through. “Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl.”
However, he also directed Tokyo Gore Police, which was a lot better and is generally the first movie people mention when discussing him.
Looks like cirrhosis of the liver. I have zero idea if he was an alcoholic, though. I had only heard of him, not heard much actually about him.
37-year-old pop singer Lauren Bennett has died. She was apparently featured on LMFAO’s “Party Rock Anthem,” and was a member of the girl group G.R.L.
No cause of death listed.
The less famous Mike Wallace has died.
Chef Bertrand Grebaut
https://people.com/french-fine-dining-chef-bertrand-grebaut-dies-at-44-12012657
The way it is going, I think I have a new goal: To make at least 100th place. 
Louise Lasser, Louise Lasser died on the 6th. Age 87. Louise Lasser - Wikipedia
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Martha Lillard, the last known person in the United States who still relied on an Iron Lung (from when she was a young child who contracted polio), dead at 78 from Long Covid.
The official cause of death for Lauren Bennett has not been publicly disclosed by The Kent and Medway Coroner Service. However, according to a statement from her father, Richard, her passing followed a months-long health struggle stemming from a “severe reaction to a prescribed medication”.
Former Major League Baseball pitcher and longtime pitching coach Phil Regan has died at 89.
Bonnie Tyler has died, aged 75. It’s her heartache, a total eclipse of her heart, etc etc.