2026 Celebrity Death Pool

Dammit. Dolly Parton was not the person I wanted to hear about dying at 80.

I had her on my short list, but she didn’t make the final cut. Dammit again.

Honestly, all the wrong 80+ folks are dying instead of a few I can think of that really should.

I refuse to accept that Dolly Parton has died. I prefer to think of her as having been “translated to heaven”.

I guess when we asked the Grim Reaper to take the wig-wearing 80-year-old who wears a lot of makeup and loves kids, with needed to be much more specific.

I remember watching her on The Gong Show. Jaye P. Morgan gone at six points.

I only knew her from that show. And I’m sorry I missed this episode, in which she briefly bared her breasts. (At about the 1:16 mark, if you’re interested…)

I was a big fan of the Gong Show back in the day, and I always wondered “who the hell is Jaye P. Morgan?” Was she an actual celebrity or just famous for being on game shows?

She was a pop singer in the 50s and 60s

Add her to the “People I thought had died decades ago” list. I remember Morgan being very funny on The Gong Show but didn’t know her backstory until now.

TMZ is reporting that Tim Curry has died at 80

Not a good summer for the crew of the Red October.

Sick to my stomach learning of this. LOVED Clue. So many other performances, too.

Two dead eighty-year-olds in two days?

C’mon, GR - go for the trifecta.

I first heard of him from this song

It has become a real time capsule.

Six players got points for Dr Frank-N-Furter

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Jack Batty 105 2
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Mean Mr.Mustard 105 2
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Wheelz 100 3
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Mollie Magill 33 2
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Wallet 29 1
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Larry Borgia 22 1
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Slow Moving Vehicle 16 1
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From your lips to the deities’ ears

GODDAMN IT - ANOTHER WRONG 80-YEAR-OLD IN FLAMBOYANT MAKEUP

Also: I took him off my list this year, alas.

I of course loved him in the Rocky Horror Picture show, but I liked his other roles as well. And in the late 80’s I heard an interview with him on the radio. He was in Lansing Michigan as part of a production of 42nd Street. He said that no matter what he was working on the first thing anyone wanted to know about was that movie.

Jaye P Morgan is gonged.

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