2026 State of the Union Speech

[Aspenglow]

Moderating:

@Dung_Beetle

Now everybody, have you heard, if you’re in the States

Then the stroke’s preferred

Don’t take no rhythm

Don’t take no style

Gotta thirst for killin’

Trump’s so vile, yeah!

@Chefguy

Another who won’t be watching or listening. He has nothing to say that won’t be a distortion, a whine, or an outright lie. Bidenelectionfraudtariffseightwarslikenobodyhaseverseen. Fuck him.

The OP very kindly started two threads, one in P&E and one in the Pit, here:

The Union's in a state

In less than 24 hours, the State of the Union address should begin. Feel free to vent here about anything connected with it. For non-BBQ PIT-esque commentary, feel free to make them in 2026 State of the Union thread in Politics & Elections.

Understandably, one will be much more popular than the other.

Let’s make sure to post Pit-like commentary in the correct thread. Thanks.