24-CTU practical jokes

Unistall all of Chloe’s apps except Web Shots.

Tell Jack that terrorists are blackmailing the President; Tony must die. Jack is to take him out in the parking lot and shoot him.
Tell Tony that terrorists are blackmailing the President; Jack must die. Tony is to take him out in the parking lot and shoot him.

Replace Edgar’s monitor with an Etch-A-Sketch.

Cruise the pornographic news groups with Chapelle’s email address.

Get a hot mail account “Pres.Plamer.fan.Jack”. Email Palmer that his girlfriend hasn’t been seen in a while. Mention that lots of psycho killers seem to be named “Wayne”.

Replace those annoying ringtones with Stevie Wonder’s Superstition or Pink Floyd’s Money.

Slip an Ex-Lax into Jack’s lunch.

DAMMIT IT ALL, HE WILL GO TO THE BATHROOM THIS SEASON!