I’m in the midst of a practical joke war with a friend of mine at work. One day I left a haiku in sticky notes on his monitor… another day I left an autographed picture of William Shatner complete with a suggestive note to him (signed by Wil, of course)then he wrapped all of my cords around my chair so that the keyboard/mouse/phone came crashing down on me the next morning, etc.
Today he left 4 hours early for a road trip.
This means that his desk is entirely at my mercy. Muhahahaha.
So far I’ve photoshopped a picture of NSync and added him in. I intend to hang it on his cubicle wall in an area that other people can see it when they walk by. It looks really good and I’m sure he’ll be ticked off about it… but it’s JUST not enough.
So tell me… what else can I do with 3 hours and an unmanned cubicle?
It’s pretty unprofessional for work environments, but we used to enjoy putting the drawers of the mark’s desk in upside down. When he opens them, all the crap contained within falls out.
Put a Britney Spears or other goofy screen saver on his monitor.
Or you can get out the big guns.
Download tons of porn on his computer.
Send threatening e-mails to the president from his account.
Use partially-melted Tootsie rolls to make a fake pile of dog poop which you leave on his desk or chair. Or, if that’s too much work, do find some dog poop and put it on his desk or chair.
I have to say that the whole wrapping of the cords around your chair is pretty good. I’ll have to try that on someone someday. If your looking for practical jokes to do in an office just watch The Drew Carry Show. Drew and Mimi go at it all day.