24 Things Nobody Does Better Than Donald Trump*

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Video: 24 Things Nobody Does Better Than Donald Trump*

*according to Trump

  • “Nobody’s stronger than me.”
  • “Nobody has better toys than I do.”
  • “There’s nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.”
  • “Nobody loves the Bible more than I do.”
  • “Nobody builds walls better than me.”
  • “Nobody’s better to people with disabilities than me.”
  • “Nobody’s fighting for the veterans like I’m fighting for the veterans.”
  • “There’s nobody that’s done so much for equality as I have.”
  • “There’s nobody more pro-Israel than I am.”
  • “There’s nobody more conservative than me.”
  • “There’s nobody that respects women more than I do.”
  • “Nobody would be tougher on ISIS than Donald Trump.”
  • “Nobody’s ever had crowds like Trump has had.”
  • “There’s nobody that understands the horror of nuclear better than me.”
  • “Nobody even understands it but me, it’s called devaluation.”
  • “The sale of the uranium that nobody knows what it means, I know what it means.”
  • “Nobody knows more about trade than me.”
  • “Nobody knows the game better than I do.”
  • “Nobody’s, in the history of this country, has ever known so much about infrastructure as Donald Trump.”
  • “I know the H1B, I know the H2B. Nobody knows it better than me.”
  • “Nobody knows politicians better than I do.”
  • “Nobody knows more about taxes than I do.”
  • “Nobody knows more about debt than I do.”
  • “Nobody knows the system better than me. Which is why I alone can fix it.”

I recommend watching the video at half speed, as it makes Trump sound like a drunken barfly.

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  • Nobody thinks more highly of themself.
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Who is this “Nobody” fellow? We should find him and install him in the White House!

“Who cares if you’re cold and sick? Mister, NOBODY.”

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Nooooo oooooooone
Plots like Gaston
Takes cheap shots like Gaston
No one persecutes harmless crackpots like Gaston

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Pretty sure there is very little about Donald Trump that isn’t explained by reference to a mothers love:

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And of course, “I alone can fix it,” which means nobody else can fix it at all, let alone fix it as well as he can.

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I use gold leaf in all of my decorating!

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It can be summed up in one picture: Trump Avengers Old Man - Imgflip
for those who don’t click on links: It is the shot of the old man from “The Avengers” telling Trump “There are always men like you.”

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Really only one or two arguable truths in that list.

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“Nobody has better toys than I do.”
“Nobody knows the game better than I do.”

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“Nobody has greater lack of self-awareness than I do!”

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Nobody better at baseball than Trump, at least in New York:

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“Nobody is more modest than me! You’ll never meet a more modest person in your life than me!”

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In all seriousness, hearing this kind of talk from anyone just makes me think, “What a poor pitiful soul that they are so insecure they have to keep making up stuff to brag about.” Has nobody ever pointed that out to him, that it makes him sound insecure? I guess not.

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There are other recent claims he’s made that aren’t in the list like “there’s no one less racist than me”. I think there was one about no one loves Jews more than him as well but it might be a slight deviation. :rolleyes:

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I agree that the country would be better off with Nobody in the White House instead of Trump.

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Garnet is!

Health Care is just a cheap tactic to make weak people stronger!

… Man, he’s even the same colour as Jasper…

(I mostly just wanted to get rid of the earworm by sharing it, but, wow…)

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This has got to be one of the best suggestions I’ve ever come across on this board!

Can’t stop laughing!:smiley:

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*“Who is responsible for blinding us?”

“Nobody more than me!”*

It’s a tragedy.

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Dude sounds likeKim Jong Un

Trump was walking at 3 weeks old! He could play the piano in utero! He wrote 6 operas in only 6 months!