So, ummm, what thread are you taking us to, Dragon?
slips out the back door and a few minutes later runs back into the thread spraying everyone, including Dragon, Goo and Cougar with hot, hot gravy from a vacuum cleaner, of her own invention, that blows not sucks
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
everyone is drenched in hot gravy now and are silent, staring at ozonebaby, she quickly runs for her life into the kitchen and baracades the door
weapon,weapon, uh. . .ahha!
spies silverware draw and quickly grabs some forks
this worked on Jester so it’ll work on you’ll!
as the door breaks down she shes a mob of gravy cover people, and things, and loses her nerve
uh. . .hi guys! uh . . .look the police behind you!
while everyone runs for a place to get out she slips out the only accessable door (i locked all the windows and doors before everyone arrived :D)
hehe. . .
when she is halfway out the door she yells. . .
I was just kidding there are no police! Suckers! hahahaha!
slips out of the thread for a while so she can get some new clothes
i’ll be back. . .
assembles a long range dispersal device out of a nozzle and five cans of cheezewhiz
wades into the fray with his Five Barreled Cheezewhiz Gun of General Mess Making™
Muhahahaha!
sprays everyone with cheezewhiz
Swampbear walks casually into the room. Unbeknownst to ozonebaby he has gone to the corner store an purchased a bottle of PURPLE ketchup. Sneaks up behind ozonebaby…hey ozonebaby! Wanna little ketchup with those fries? Squirts evil purple ketchup all over ozone’s hair and runs. BWAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA
Rolls some apples on the floor and watches everyone fall
Throws some vanilla pudding on Goo
flys into the night for an hour or two, then turns around to her companions . . .
so, goo and cougar, which thread do you visit (and possibly destruct) now?
settles down in the corner of the room 2 watch the excitement…
thinks: i really hate getting myself dirty w/ food… It always takes me sooooo long to clean myself, because i keep changing forms. SHEESH. sometimes being a shapeshifter can spoil one’s apetite.
changes into a fly
leans over now-large book
Let’s see… “to make your perfect Pasta, put a dragon shadow, a cougar’s fang, some goo, and some muddy shark into a pot and boil for 3 hours. Include any other foods that might be nearby. CAUTION: DO NOT PUT IN ANY HUMANS, FOR THEY DISFLAVOR THE PASTA. DO NOT PUT IN ANY SWAMPY BEARS. DO NOT PUT IN ANY OZONE BABIES. Your Perfect Pasta is waiting!”
blink blink
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… Perfect Pasta???
hisses at Ozonebaby
stalks 'baby throughout the message boards
waits for an opportunity
sheathes and unsheathes claws in anticipation…
NOW!
splats 'baby with a very large, very gooey chocolate cake
licks frosting off of 'baby
Lick lick slurp lick slurp slurp tickle slurp lick lick SLUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP aaaaaaaaaaaaaah…
wades back into the fray, throwing cherries at random
so you’re telling me i’ve been flying hours into the night, and i haven’t been getting any farther? i’m still in this thread?
:browses through the other threads:
Yep, the kilo-kilo-kilometer-long thread… 
grabs moldy cranberries left from the Thanksgiving food fight and pelts the room
Wow, I never knew moldy cranberries bounced… learn a new thing everyday…
ducks behind the couch
Bwahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah!
Zappo strolls into the room with a large rubber bladder on his back, connected to a hose that he holds in his right hand
Would you all like some. . .CREAMED CORN?
Flips the trigger and sprays the room with creamy corny goodness, leaving the entire room and all therein under a half-inch layer of the stuff
Runs out, cackling like a loon
In case you all haven’t noticed, I have not been on the boards but at the store.
walks in with clean clothes on, sees a cardboard cutout she left there that has beensprayed with purple ketchup
licks off some ketchup
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…ketchup…
hey cougar, for your inf. that wasn’t me you followed, it was my alter ego, earthbaby. gosh sometimes animals can be so stupid.
*takes off the backpack she had been carrying and opens it, what’s inside?. . . . .
KETCHUP!!! ALL COLORS TOO!!
picks up a can and drenches everyone insight, so drenchind dragon that he cannot fly
don’t worry that i’ll run out, i have a never emptying bag of ketchup!!
sees Frosfir on the book and sprays him too, he is now trapped as a fly under a 20 foot pile of ketchup
hehe
sneaks away from the Straight Dope for a long vacation
*Takes some colored margarine and mashed potatoes and throws it at ozonebaby
(Boy, what a way to spend my 800th post…)
Digs self out of ketchup and creamed corn
Ewwwwww… Ketchup and creamed corn can make a hard crust to walk on! Bleargh… somebody complain to the artificial-additives department…
Shakes self vigorously, splattering anyone above the “crust”
Ahhhh, much better. This room looks up at ceiling, which is about a foot away from ears lacks just one more thing…
Runs out
Runs back in, lugging a huge vat of… JAM!
Fills the rest of the room up with nice, sticky, oozy, sweet strawberry jam
Saunters off, gleefully licking jam off paws
HE!?!?!?!? i’m a SHE!!!
calms down and then dumps a bucked of raw fish over ozonebaby
picks up a large fish and slaps dragon so hard with it she falls back and hits she head on a wall
ha!
wipes herself off and picks up more ketchup, covering Cougar with it for getting her nice new clothes wet with jam
again i say, ha!
sprays more ketchup everywhere and starts cooking the hot dogs
waits
la da dum de dum. . .
hots dogs are done
woo-hoo!
picks up a bottle of ketchup and smothers the hot dogs in ketchup
anyone else?
puts whole thing in mouth and then eats 4 more the same way
ahhhhhhhh. . . . . . . . . . . . .
rubs stomach and then drenches all the people, and things, trying to get out of the new mound of ketchup, with ketchup!
suddenly gets a light bulb
*runs to the fridge and takes out some frozen pie crusts, warms them up and begins to make. . .drumroll please. . .
KETCHUP PIES!!! Brilliant isn’t it!
when she has made more than 50 pies, she throws one at everyone on the thread
bwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
evil grin
saves the rest of the pies for later
alright, it’s later!
hurls a pie at everyone again
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
sneaks off the straight dope for a while, leaveing only empty ketchup bottles and wounded soldiers (the dopers) behind to lick each other’s ketchup
Mmmmmm… Ketchup…
Rolls in hot dogs
eats hot dogs with ketchup
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm…
goes off to stalk ozonebaby again, making damn sure it isn’t a relative (gotta love that DNA-analyzer implant…)