Or, “Have you let Cecil into your heart?”
“Only when the fat man does his laundry”.
I would recommend you simply produce your 1920s style death ray, which obviously many people generally carry to airports and such.
I feel like I’ma relative newcomer here. And really I am. Only 13 years.
But my guess for the secret code words would be, I’m bringing cookies.
Wait! Maybe the secret handshake is “No! Pressuring someone to shake your hand is evil!”
These are the 6 official steps of the SDMB Secret Handshake™. You must also bleat like a goat—enthusiastically—or it doesn’t count. This ritual is secret, sacred, and slightly stupid. Do not share it… unless bribed with pie.
Mmmm… Sacrilicious
Now I’m confused . . . is it a multi-layered comment such as:
“Pardon me Sir/Madam, but Cecil burning your dog hello Opal!” while extending an unsocked hand?
Tripler
Cat hair/dog hair doesn’t matter. Socks belong on feet.
Then you take the offered hand and say “Gotcha ya!”
I thought just uttering the above codeword would be enough.
I thought the correct response was, “‘Rio’ by Duran Duran. Gotcha ya!”
Did I miss a memo?
That was valid only once, in the 1990s, for 30 minutes.