Astroboy glances down the front of his bejeweled battle shorts…
Damn. 
I’m feeling inadequate.
It smells like Lilies too. 
Three feet long?
Are you mad? Do you realize what a freakishly internally-deformed woman you’d need? I’d run screaming!
Lily smell wouldn’t be such a bad idea, though.
Yea, gads! The jokes just write themselves, don’t they?
Yeah but it’s a soft pink worm. Now who’s inadequate?
1.) I notice that the ads on top of the page right now are for Victoria’s Secret
2.) It doesn’t look that appealing in the pictures on the linked site. In fact, it looks white, not pink. And a headline reproduced on that site calls it a “white worm”
3.) a white worm with suggestionsd of sexual double-entendre? Didn’t you people see The Lair of the White Worm? Talk about horrible horror!:
I dunno about you guys, but I’m kinda turned on.
Guys? Not so much.
Oh, you mean the gender non-specific term… 
Oh, wait,…ahem!
So Kalhoun, how you doin’!!
Heck with the innuendo. Fetch me my maker hooks! We’re riding this one to the shieldwall!
Sailboat
Don’t feel too bad. The only photo of a white specimen was only 6" which should be easy to beat!
Two feet or three feet long specimens not photographed and some disagreement as to which is correct.
You know, Astrogirl is a petite Korean lady… so BAD IDEA, Astro(no pants!)boy!
Heh! Heh! you said easy to beat. Heh! heh!