Some time ago my mom convinced me to try signing up for eHarmony. I created an account but didn’t complete taking the test before the complete smell of snake oil made convinced me it wasn’t worth it. BUT since then I’ve fairly regularly received spam mails for them giving me a 3 for 1 offer.
“So eh…if I find a woman, I can swap her in for any other three? Cool!”
I find the email titles sufficiently amusing that I haven’t yet actually opened one to look and see what exactly a dating service is giving me a three for one deal on. But I just thought it was fun to share.
There’s a similarly funny thing in Japan where all juice-derived drinks are required to state how much of the drink is actual juice. But just as often as not they won’t add the “Juice” after the percentage, but they do write the percentage really big. So emblazoned on the bottom of the bottle is a big and proud:
8%
Woohoo! I can taste the health!