Hey, I used to be in the SCA. Sue me.
I’m not a dancer so I’ll say The Hokey Pokey. Explicit instructions 
I don’t dance well, so some would say I cannot dance. Nonetheless, sometimes I move rhythmically to songs such as Jah is With You by Sly and Robbie.
Well, you’re no friend of mine.
I couldn’t dance my way out of a wet paper bag.
However, if I had no choice in the matter (like, if a short, insecure Joe Pesci was holding a glock to my head), then I’d perhaps deign to attempt some tackling dog-pile moves (with high-flying ninja-kicks and windmilling arms) to:
I believe it was one Robert Clark Seger who once said, “You’ll never get me out on the floor”
I can’t dance, but I can jump up and down to
Only Wanna Be with You - Hootie and the Blowfish
That’s a good one right there… love those guys.
Officially, I’ll go with this (I don’t do a lot of dancing).
Hokey Pokey
For you folks that don’t dance:
“My Baby don’t Dance” from Mother Mother
I can’t even listen to it without starting to move a little.
“Livin’ For the City” - Stevie Wonder