300th post today, and I suddenly feel like telling you about it.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’ve signed enough of these “birthday cards” that I feel like putting on a party hat and taking a turn on the dance floor.

Any requests? I can do The Hustle, The Bump, The Twist, and even the Fox Trot, the Cha Cha, and the Samba. (I once took a lot of lessons. Long ago. From old teachers.)

Nothing newer, though, as I gave up learning new steps after I got married to a non-dancer. Now that I’m divorced, I guess it’s time to hit the boards again.

Any hotties want to give the old fool lessons? :wink: Fun for all to see, I’m sure. :rolleyes:

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And I was looking so forward to seeing…

(drum roll)

The Lambada

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Implicit in the terms of service is that the lambada is the forbidden dance.

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Wow, I never knew we had our own forbidden dance

I would have guessed the Hokey Pokey would be banned somewhere.

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You should have told me sooner you were doing a thread like this.

I could have hid the hard stuff. Too late now!
Just don’t embarrass me, OK?

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This keg’s for you, Tshirts!

Let me line up your beers… ahh there we go.

Twelve full litres to make a party, I always say, so drink them down.

You got a photo link? So do I:

Oncle Bière

That’s the way it appears on the faculty “lineup”.
Everyone always kidded me for having the worst photo, (because the angle made my head look even balder), so I pepped it up.
Cute, huh? Now they aren’t laughing at me, but laughing in spite of themselves.

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Hope you have many more.

BTW What happened to the new smilies you and Chronos had?
I liked the last one, but want to see more.

New smileys, again.

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tshirts said:

You can’t ban the Hokey Pokey. That’s what it’s all about.

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You pepped your photo up? Well I pepped my photo down. Check it out:
Fonzarelli

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Many happy returns, all that … now where can I get a Rolling Rock?

Catrandom

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Let’s see now.

I can do the
Hora
Belly dance (Ha!)
Hula (as if)
Conga line
Texas Two-step
Hamster dance

This is wearing me out! Pass some of that beer over here.

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I think you’re kidding about the Fox Trot, though.
That was going out of style when I learned it.

Hope you learn a few newer dances, but don’t ask me to show you. A square dance is the last one I learned, and it was back in … a while back.

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hi

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Sis just told me I should sign this, so I will, but are you sure?

You don’t even like cards on your real birthday.

Well happy 300th post. Now get off the computer. We use the computer all day, so let’s give it a rest now.

(Sorry I’m late. I had to ask for my password. I don’t ever really come here, you know. She made me come the other time too, for her topic.)