I think I’d prefer a glass of Old Winyards, myself.
To our dear Professor’s one-hundred and eleventieth birthday! May his works continue to bring people joy for another one hundred and eleven years, and more!
A very happy birthday to you, Professor Tolkien. Thank you for your marvelous books, your “mad hobby” of language invention that made it all possible, and your stubborn, prickly refusal of editing attempts on your masterpiece. Thanks for your environmentalism and your humanity. I wish I had been around to take a class in middle old English from you.
Ah yes sir! Mr. Tolkien Sir! I tip my hat at you! I’ll give my draught a knock, and say thank you, thank you, thank you for your wonderful books… One Question though my dear ol’chap ol’boy, how much time did you spend studying the Kalevala? It’s a tough Finnish text to begin with, but to base an entire language on it, is simply genius…I just love your multisyllabic names in the books…Good show!
Kalevala! Finnish epic!
Written in trochaic
Tetrameter (Well, I never
Said I could work in strange meters!)
Works like this sound to 'Mer’cans
Like they deal with noble savages
Amerinds and suchlike peoples.
Fault for this is Henry Wadworth’s.
Well he knew of Kalevala
Stole he from it this noble metre
Used he it for his first epic
Based on life of Iroquoian
Hiawatha of Five Nations
So if this rhyme sounds like dog’rel
Put the blame on that Longfellow!
The happiest of all days to you in Fantasy Writers Heaven, High Priest Tolkien! I bow before your altar and ask that you bless this, my pen, that I may do justice to your genre! I name my next rat “Nimrodel” in your honor. A flight of angels sing you to your cake!
Alas, JRRT! If The Hobbit had taken off the way Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone did, you could have retired in 1938 and spent all your time fleshing out Middle-Earth.
Ilu JRRT carnë Eldain ar Fírimain
Ilu ná vanya, fanya, ëari,
i cemen, ar ilya i ëa tessen.
JRRT made the World for Elves and Mortals
The World is fair, the sky, the seas,
the earth, and all that is in them.