4.6M in the bank...just got the instructions via email!

I was wondering when I would get MY offer for money from the exotic east.
It finally got here. I don’t see why everybody was hesitating, it’s so simple. I know it’s legitimate because it is from Barclay bank!
I guess everybody else should have paid the transfer fee. Now, I’ll have it!
4.6m on the way.
Don’t come asking for handouts, you had your chances and blew it.

Where’s my Sharper Image catalog???

Nah, they’re bankrupt. You’ll have to blow your cash somewhere else.

When you get it, send it to me and I’ll double it within 22 days!

If you don’t get it, send me $500, and I’ll track those bastards down and get your money back!