4 Things I own, 1 thing I don't

[Beware_of_Doug]

A cat
A hat
A mat
A bat
A DAT

[jackdavinci]

@jackdavinci

2. An official signed replica of the Log Lady’s log from Twin Peaks
3. A ticket for indecent exposure

Those

[Hal_Briston]

@Beware_of_Doug

A cat
A hat
A mat
A bat
A DAT

I say that you have no cat.

4 true, one lie:

A baseball autographed by several famous professional wrestlers from the 80’s.
Jay & Silent Bob inaction figures.
$40-odd worth of Woodstock '94 script.
An inflated, laminated porcupine fish.
A jar of gen-u-ine, from the woods, Kentucky moonshine.
(I was terribly tempted to put “a pair of white socks” as my lie, but it’d be too obviously true to be anything but a lie).

[Omniscient]

@Hal_Briston

I say that you have no cat.

4 true, one lie:

A baseball autographed by several famous professional wrestlers from the 80’s.
Jay & Silent Bob inaction figures.
$40-odd worth of Woodstock '94 script.
An inflated, laminated porcupine fish.
A jar of gen-u-ine, from the woods, Kentucky moonshine.
(I was terribly tempted to put “a pair of white socks” as my lie, but it’d be too obviously true to be anything but a lie).

Jay and Silent Bob.

[Hal_Briston]

@Omniscient

Jay and Silent Bob.

Bzzzt.

[Omniscient]

Damn, I was on a roll too. I’ll guess the moonshine then, I have a hunch you drank it all.

[campp]

4 truths, one lie:

Autographed copy of *Dry Guillotine *by Rene Belbenoit
Autographed 8x10 portrait of T-Bone Walker
Autographed LP Are We Not Men by all of Devo
Hand-tooled purse depicting A-1 Beer logo
1910 Lincon penny in NM condition

[Omniscient]

@campp

4 truths, one lie:

Autographed copy of *Dry Guillotine *by Rene Belbenoit
Autographed 8x10 portrait of T-Bone Walker
Autographed LP Are We Not Men by all of Devo
Hand-tooled purse depicting A-1 Beer logo
1910 Lincon penny in NM condition

Definitely one of the autographs. Hmm, Walker has been dead for almost 40 years so I’ll go with that one.

[Hal_Briston]

@Omniscient

Damn, I was on a roll too. I’ll guess the moonshine then, I have a hunch you drank it all.

Incorrect.

I never had it in the first place.

[campp]

@Omniscient

Definitely one of the autographs. Hmm, Walker has been dead for almost 40 years so I’ll go with that one.

BBzzzzT

Nope.

[Omniscient]

@campp

BBzzzzT

Nope.

The penny then.

[Beware_of_Doug]

@Hal_Briston

I say that you have no cat.

My cat

I have no bat. I owned an Al Kaline model as a young pup, but that was long ago.

[campp]

@Omniscient

The penny then.

Yep, you got me there. Very proud of the other four.

[Gangster_Octopus]

My 5:

1. A 1000 Baht note form Thailand
2. An original Bunny Yeager print of Bettie Page
3. A three-legged cat named Ziggy
4. A football signed by both Aaron Rodgers and Brett Favre
5. A Travelocity Gnome

[Omniscient]

Football. Book it.

[Gangster_Octopus]

@Omniscient

Football. Book it.

Yep, too easy I guess.

[tdn]

My five:

A human skull
A collection of Gourmet magazines from the early 70s
A hula lamp
A psychedelic bird house
An ice cream maker

[Tom_Scud]

1. A monkey carved out of a coconut approximately 30 years ago.
2. A piece of currency denominated in the millions (6 zeroes).
3. A genealogical chart of the Kuwaiti royal family.
4. A passport that had to be replaced when I ran out of blank pages, after having it expanded twice.
5. A book containing an article written by me and translated into Danish.

[Omniscient]

Hey guys, if you’re gonna post a new one how about you take a shot at answering some while you’re at it.

[Tom_Scud]

I think only tdn’s list is still open; I’ll take a shot at the bird house. The human skull is weird enough that it’s probably true.