4 Things I own, 1 thing I don't

The Game Room
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The cell phone case exists! My wife commissioned a graphic designer to create a cartoon-style picture of our family (actually 2 pictures, but one was just of my son, not the whole family), decked out like superheroes in a style similar to The Incredibles.

About two years later (present day) she found a company who would use image files to customize a cell phone protector case. The case arrived in the mail two days ago and was intended as a Christmas gift, but she got so excited she gave it to me early.

I won’t give details about any of the other items until someone guesses the correct lie!

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Even after googling “HP LaserJet IIISi” I can’t find anything particularly remarkable about it (except that it’s old). I’ll guess you do have one.

For the life of me, I can’t imagine why you would own styrofoam wig heads, so I’ll guess that one is the lie.

I was going to go with the power supplies, because who keeps questionable power supplies laying around? Then I realized I have two power supplies in my closet (one dating prior to 2,000!) and I have no idea if either still works.

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I do, indeed, own 2 styrofoam wig heads. I keep hats on them. I actually bought 3 of them originally, for use in a carnival game, but after the event we used them in, they were merely going to be put in storage until needed again, and I decided that I might as well store two of them under two hats as in a closet somewhere.

I see now that part of the fun is not fessing up to the lie right away, so I’ll leave it at that for now.

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4 things I have, and One thing I do not have.

  1. A baseball autographed by Mrs. Babe Ruth.
  2. a card addressed to my father, from J Edgar Hoover, congratulating him and my mother on the birth of his son, me!.
  3. a picture of my father with Mark Felt (Watergate’s Deep Throat).
  4. an 80th birthday card from George W. Bush to my father.
  5. a relish recipe that allegedly was King George V’s favorite.
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I’m going with this one.

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Nope,

I have that in my possession.

I do not have a recipe for the King George’s favorite relish. My mom once had a hand written relish recipe from a Buckingham palace chef that was allegedly a favorite of one of the King George favorites.

I however, do not know what King George it was, and I think it might have been one of the earlier King George’s.

She used to make the several quarts of the recipe every fall and give it away at xmas. After she died I could not find the recipe.

Personally, I didn’t think there was anything that special about it. And I do not remember any particular secret ingredient.