Either his girlfriend’s name is Rosy Palms, or he’s doing his whacking off on this thread. I don’t buy it. This is more a snow job than a blow job.
Wow did my ego just take a bruising. Sadly I have no one to blame for it but myself, I worded the challenge poorly. MudShark and mouthbreather hit the nail on the head the difficulty is not in the sex itself but in getting the time to get it done. Tonight we could only have sex twice because her father did not go to sleep until about midnight. Not to toot my own horn( my girlfriend can do that), but when my house was empty for 6 days we had sex about 25 times between bozzing it up and a small party. The real problem is that neither set of parent(s) knows about the naked time and we need to keep it that way. With that being said I want to change what the losers have to say to “** caffeine_overdose** is blessed by Enki the Sumerian god of cleverness and fertility.”
You better hope you don’t get what you wish for!
I remember the days when 40 would have been about right for one week.
I hear you, caffeine_overdose. Being in a similar situation myself, I can definately commiserate on the difficulties of finding…a consistantly appropriate location. Anyway, good luck, to both you and your penis.
Beg, buy, or steal a car. Really, it makes things so much easier.
That said, I give it two weeks. Remember to not leave wrappers laying around (especially if you follow my advice and use an automobile as the location).
I will not take that bet, caffeine_overdose.
Rather, I’m expecting to hear that you had to buy more condoms.
Well it would provide you with a fairly constant location, but not the most comfortable one on the face of the earth, in my opinion. Neither Mudshark nor I are particularly large people, actually, we’re on the medium-small side of the spectrum; we’re both under 5’9" and both fairly skinny, (plus he drives a Chevy Caprice, which has one of the largest backseats around), but it’s still too cramped to do much of anything back there. Well, too cramped to do anything back there and not get your head driven into a door, contort a leg into positions it shouldn’t have to contornt into, wind up rolling off the seat, etc.
On the other hand…if you’ve got no other alternative and the 36 days are almost up…
Just out of curiosity…
[font size=1]Does your girlfriend know about this?[/font]
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preview, preview, preview!
- You’re LAMENTING that you only used two condoms in a day? WTF???
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Those Sumerians really got it together on their deities.
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Fertility? Er…you do know condoms aren’t 100% effective, don’t you? Maybe you should look for the god of “cleverness and vacationing parents”
Just don’t leave them in your laundry for your mom to find. I had a friend who took her idiot boyfriend to meet her parents. They had sex, and instead of throwing away the condom he put it in a pile of dirty undershirts on the floor of the bedroom. My friend’s mother offered to do his laundry, and he accepted. Well, You can guess what happened…the mom found the condom, and confronted my friend about it. It was a huge big dramatic mess (the parents were not cool with premarital sex). I told her she should have either said, “That BASTARD! I can’t believe he did this to me!” or “What’s a condom? Can I see it?”
So, how we doing so far?
I don’t buy it either.
Come on now, you have to put yourself up to the challenge, me and my girl used 10 the other night. We are the same age as you two and in the same position. Ahhh. . . good times
Well, he hasn’t been posting much, that’s a good sign.
DonkeyMaster, y’ain’t master of much if yer only using one position;)
I wonder if there are any updates?
No problem. If your girlfriend is reasonably attractive, I or, I am sure, many other dopers would be willing to help out.