My girlfriend is departing for college on the 27th of August and she has just purchased a 40 pack of Trojans. Being the thrifty individuals that we are we do not want them to go to waste. Although this is a ‘hard’ task I am confident that I can ‘rise to the occasion’. However being that I am a gambling man I propose a bet…
The Bet: You are betting that I cannot go through 40 condoms in between July 21st 1:00 A.M. eastern standard and ending August 27th 12:00 A.M. eastern standard.
The Wager: When I win those foolish enough to doubt my virility must post the following:" ** Caffeine_overdose ** is blessed by [ insert virility god/goddess of your choice here ]. " If however I lose because of some unforseen event i.e. (My penis is cut off by some aborigine chieftan so that he may eat it and therefore gain my virility and stamina) I will meekly post “I was wrong to doubt the wisdom of (insert the names of those who made pacts with dark powers to make me lose).”
** The Facts:**
Monday through Friday she works 8-5 and I work 11-7:30.
Thinking back to when I was 19… those would last about a week and a half.
If you were 40, this’d be a contest. At 19… maybe start a pool what day you’ll run out on.
Wait… unless maybe, not only to you not have an empty house, but it’s also a Yurt, and one of you is bedridden and requires constant supervision by a Catholic Nun named Sister Olga? That woulda made me take all 36 days.
Need clarification on the facts:
"2. Neither of us have an empty house. "
Does this mean you both live with your folks? Is either one /both ofthem alright with you guys boinking away, or will every time have to be “a sneak” ?
If you are sneaking in 40 in a month, then you’re going to have your work cut out for you. But, if you’ve got a bed and door you can shut and lock, it should be no problem at all.
All I can say is that if the OP and his girlfriend are ANYTHING like the first week and a half B and I spent together, it won’t be a matter of if they run out of condoms, it’ll be a matter of how many times they run out for more.
I would ask how often y’all have sex, caffiene_overdose, but that would hardly be fair.
Methinks when you win, people will instead say that a 19 year old wondering if he can use just over one condom a day really isn’t blessed by a virility god. Aim higher!
Well, he does feel he has to post on a bulletin board about it.
A tip - use 20 condoms each of the two times. Otherwise you won’t get much sensation through the 39 condoms you’re going to need to wear on the last day.
For a nineteen year old, I think that’s pathetic. Just over once a day?! I agree with Mad poet–If you were forty it might be a challenge–but at nineteen with a GF going away to school, I’d expect you could put together a few nights to remember that could take care of that 40-pack.
Well, it’s been my experience that about 1 in 3 condoms break. So, with my luck, you’d only have to do the do about 27 times (assuming you’re lucky enough to notice and smart enough to stop and put another on.) At your age that should be considerably less than 40 days (I’m thinking at least half that.)
