40 punches for EvilG

Today (actually yesterday, but i’m still up) is my birthday.

This is it. The big 40. Midlife? Hell I just got married a coupla months ago. Got me a 9 year old stepson (who I love dearly) and a beautiful wife. Gonna sell the Hog and settle down. Is that wrong?

Real question here is where do I get em’

Stomach or

Arm

WHUMP! - one to the arm.

Have a weizenbier - here’s to naughty forty!

Congrats! - on just about everything. But do you really have to sell your bike when you’re forty ?

S. Norman

Whump! to the other arm (just to even it up).
…And c’mere closer.
Closer.
That’s good.

THWACK!!! upside the head for even THINKING about selling the Hog! Jeesh!! Don’t do it!! [sub]Unless you are getting a new one?[/sub]
Happy Birthday!

I was hoping the first one would be to the skull. Maybe knock the notion of selling off the bike out of it. Like I said, I am settling down and the bike used to be my conduit to trouble. I’d just come rumbling in and some one would give me attitude. Most times I’d just blow em off. But ya know how sometimes…
But now It seems I never ride it and it represents several thousand dollars I could apply towards my family.

Gad I used to live on that bike. I rode it everywhere, I camped next to it. I parked it only next to my buds bikes, where there would be a MaA present.
It’s like my first wife.

Do I have to punch? Is a hug too wussy for a Harley guy?

////EvilGhandi\\

Happy Belated Birthday!

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-----:slight_smile: x x x [blows kisses]
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How about a little slap on the ass instead?

Crotch shot…
:::WHAMMM!!:::

Oh yeah, Happy Birthday! :slight_smile:

<whack>

One quick, and admittadly weak (hey, I don’t wanna mess with a biker) punch to the arm. Happy Birthday, Oh hunger striker of evil.