Is that like mopery?
How large were these monkeys? How many could fit in a barrel & is that how they made their escape?
It’s the food. The food. I tell you.
And, they weren’t allowed to watch one freakin’ baseball game on TV.
Time to go!
Talking about monkey chow? (A biscuit meal made for laboratory primates to keep them happy for a bit before they are euthanized and studied).
UPDATE: They are headed for Arkansas where even armadillos find love.
On that note, for monkeys to actually type the complete works of Shakespeare by random chance would take longer than the lifespan of our universe:
We have a thread (in the Pit, no less!) devoted to that study.
See
They’ve taken care of that. All of the monkeys are female.
Unless life… uh… finds a way…
Perhaps they’re just looking to start a monkey business.
Brad? Dirk? William?
I wonder if they’re getting the funniest looks from … everyone they meet.
Excuse me, Sir; can you tell me when’s the last train to Clarksville?
Hopefully they’re not wearing those Electronium hats.
Earworm.
You need the distraction right now. You can thank me next Wed when it’s still stuck on replay loop in your head. 
Nah, it was only about 30 million years. Most of which was spent breeding smarter monkeys.
If you’re referring to the following case, death was 42 days after exposure. The bad outcome may have been related to a delay in diagnosis and treatment.
Note to self: if I find myself acutely I’ll, consider mentioning the escaped monkey thing.