$5 million in methamphetamines disguised as watermelons discovered

They were found in a truck crossing the southern border. Will the driver become known as the “melon felon”?

“Methmelon Man”.

Walter-melon White: “I am the one who knocks! (on the watermelon, to see if it’s ripe)”.

I thought they’d be more “disguised” than that. That’s some real low-effort smuggling right there.

This is how you do it:

I’ve heard of watermelons with seeds, but watermelons with seams?

Getting the seeds out of your watermelons now requires an LP and a credit card.

Does this mean that somewhere out there, there’s a truckload of watermelons disguised as methamphetamines?

No, they’re packaged as Melon-tonin.

Nice melons!

Melonphetamines. Were they headed to Carnegie Mellon University?

Good News! It’s a suppository.

A huge Sugar Rush.

That was a rather poor way to disguise something. Buy the watermelons and core out a hole on the bottom. Use a tupperware box that fits the hole to hide your stash.