They were found in a truck crossing the southern border. Will the driver become known as the “melon felon”?
“Methmelon Man”.
Walter-melon White: “I am the one who knocks! (on the watermelon, to see if it’s ripe)”.
I thought they’d be more “disguised” than that. That’s some real low-effort smuggling right there.
This is how you do it:
I’ve heard of watermelons with seeds, but watermelons with seams?
Getting the seeds out of your watermelons now requires an LP and a credit card.
Does this mean that somewhere out there, there’s a truckload of watermelons disguised as methamphetamines?
No, they’re packaged as Melon-tonin.
Nice melons!
Melonphetamines. Were they headed to Carnegie Mellon University?
Good News! It’s a suppository.
A huge Sugar Rush.
That was a rather poor way to disguise something. Buy the watermelons and core out a hole on the bottom. Use a tupperware box that fits the hole to hide your stash.