Try a Roux-en-Y, Di
Staple that stomach, Buck
Snip that duodenum, Chum
Bar-yat-ric surg-ree…
Get off the red meat, Pete
Have a little more fish, Trish
lay off the egg yolks and
set your scale free
Cut off your head, Ted
Walk down the hall, Paul
Shut your pie hole, Cole
Get off your ass, Cass
Just listen to me!