Here is a link to a French website showing the 53 worst family Christmas photos.
I have to admit, there are some really horrible photos here, but I bet you have all seen similar variations over the years. Enjoy! Noel!
I’m a rational, intelligent adult, but that one with Santa peeping in the window just totally creeps me out. It’s scary!
We have friends who are very artistic. Their Xmas card is a treat we look forward to every year.
They are obscenely subtle sometimes. Last years was a family photo that looked like it was done by a pro studio. It took a while, but we eventually noted that Jim’s fly was down, and you could see what might be his penis partially hidden by Becky’s hip.
The year before they were standing in front of a roaring fire, dressed beautifully. Their pet pug was humping Jim’s leg.
I want that “Danger” shirt…
I saw the title and thought “Oh, haw haw, more people dressed in matching sweaters being laughed at. This won’t be horrifying at all…”
I was so very wrong! There’s maybe like 3 photos that made me say “that one’s not THAT bad” but the rest? BAD!
Some were seriously bad, but a few were quite charming. I loved the family dress up as trees.
Yikes. What would ever possess anyone to think they should be naked in their Christmas card photo?
I think the one with the kid and the balloon is the most disturbing, though. Maybe he needs that T-shirt…?
and the girl in that picture has such bags and discoloration around her eyes it looks like she hasn’t slept for a month. “Mommy, no! I can’t go to sleep or Stalker Claus will get me!”
There’s more than just some missed shuteye going on here. I’m thinking maybe this will be her last Xmas.
Aw, some of those are genuinely sweet, like the one with all the old ladies in their flannel nightgowns.
I thought the one with the three little girls holding their dolls was supercute, too.
The one with the clown and the creepy Santa was horrifying.
Thanks for sharing, this is amazing.
@2 Holy crap, how many dogs are in this picture? There must be at least two dozen (I can’t tell how many are in the matriarch’s lap, that is astounding). I can’t believe how nicely they’re all posing.
@6 What the hell, goths? None of them look like they want to be there, and they’re all way too old anyway.
@8 Is Yoda a cutout or shopped? I can’t tell.
@9 NUDITY AT CHRISTMAS CANNOT BE UNSEEN.
@11 Well done, I’ve never seen someone wearing a pet-sweatshirt and holding the pictured pet at the same time. o_o
@16 I don’t want to know whose idea it was to stuff that woman into a latex santa suit. P.S. Classy garter, and by classy I mean trashy.
@19 The girl in front has a Cindy Lou Who-nose.
@20 Jesus Christ it’s John Wayne Gacy. And I can see the nose elastic imprints on your cheeks, Bobo. CREEPY!
@23 I consider innovative and hilarious.
@30 Oh, what a beastly, unfortunate-looking kid. I feel bad for saying it, but it’s true. She resembles Uncle Fester! Santa is not NEARLY as creepy as her face.
@31 makes me a little sad. Grandma probably has dementia or something, why would they do that to her?
@32 YOUR DOG IS NOT JESUS! Also, your sheet-costumes are bad and you should feel bad.
@33 I have a hard time believing they didn’t all close their eyes on purpose, but I still can’t stop laughing.
@34 YOUR HUSBAND IS NOT JESUS, EITHER!
@36 is fucking awesome, I wish I had been visited by ninja turtle Santa.
@37 This cannot be real–it is belied by the guy’s hilarious expression. I love it.
@42 I totally dig the mohair couch. You can’t tell where the mohair ends and the PJs begin! They have adorable expressions, at least.
@44 I hope to god those cats clawed the fuck out of the photographer after the shoot. Really, a cat beard? Somebody made a santa beard for their CAT?? Jesus.
@49 IS THAT BLOOD ON SANTA?
@21, 23, 25, 50 Would all be candidates for getting a visit from child services.
Thanks for the link, DMark. I may not get some of those images out of my brain, but thanks anyway. 
Aiiee! Mes yeux! Mes yeux! Les lunettes protectrices! Elles ne font rien!*
*Aiiee! My eyes! My eyes! The goggles! They do nothing!
I’m thinking they’re allergic shiners.
I think the tree family is cute
Santa hats and fig leaves? What the f***? (but mom is smokin’)
Oh, 24 is awesome! Hey, kids, we are already wrangling 4 of your sprogs, quit with the smooching!
I love 33 with everybody’s eyes closed; unity at last!
And 37! Just perfect.
Yeah, and where have I seen that little girl’s face before, in #30… oh yeah!
