And the punchline is: “No, Daddy, that’s a penis. A cock is twelve inches long and purple.”
Eh, I’m betting that the letter writer is the real prankster hoodlum here. 
The letter is a little TOO over the top for me to believe that he’s serious, with the references to how it has “shaken the bedrock of our family” and has permanently altered the daughter’s future.
Yes there are people out there who have wacky hang ups about sex, but nowadays I think that it’s more likely to be someone trying to parody that sort of person than a legitimate gripe.
Now I’m reminded of the joke where the father throws out his daughters one by one, when he exposes himself to them one by one and asks them “What is this ?” When they say “A penis” he throws them out for knowing what one is. The last and youngest says “I don’t know.” He butttons up and say “That, my dear, is a penis.” The girl laughs at him and sneers “You call that a penis ?!”
But what about penis? Did that ensue?
Great, I thought it was bad when I got Ode de Joy with “movies, movies, movies” stuck in my head. Now, I’ve got it with “penis, penis, penis” stuck in my head. [Daffy Duck] I don’t like you. [/DD]
I Love this thread!
Dude! Wow! 50 points!
And to think, I was going to say that, but I would have been thinking it was just a joke.
I would ask how you know, but that might lead to me learning horrific things.
You do not want to know about the scabbeys.
Too complete and sophisticated to be a parody site. The links go to actual stories, and if you google some of the stories, you’ll find similar accounts of the same events iby other area news outlets. Fallbrook Village News is listed as a weekly member of the California Newspaper Publishers Association, and the CNPA link takes you to the site where the ps letter is plublished. So no, it’s not a parody site. But the Village News may have been had. Most papers require phone confirmation before they publish a letter, and if there’s any doubt about the veracity of the letter, a little deeper checking is sometimes done. Assuming the News did vet the letter before publishing it – yep, the guy’s just ga-ga over the word ps.