Pee in the water? Will someone think of the children?
That would involve a long guerrilla war with their allies, the Varmint-Cong.
Best example of CYA that I’ve heard in a while.
I would guess that any five year old child would question this. “But don’t fish pee and poo in the water mommy?”
Gee, open reservoirs. Someone sure thought that one through.
Chris Wanner, director of operations for the Water Bureau, our official moron of the day (an award that takes considerable effort to separate yourself from the pack)
Wait, are we supposed to pee in the children?
I did not know that.
I just wanted to let you know that you succeeded in preventing at least one mouthful of coffee from becoming pee and possibly contaminating some water supply somewhere.
And that hot coffee hurts when it comes out your nose.
They need better marketing. That wasn’t a pee, it was a temporary fish ladder.
Why the hell doesn’t Portland invest in some rubber membrane topped reserviors already?
Then the pee would just bounce back and get all over the floor.
There are parts of the internet where that’s marketable. I’m just sayin’.
Trying boiling hot habenero sauce 
(its a long story)
Holy Urination Batman! Gothams water supply is ruined!
Yes Boy Wonder, it is a dire situation indeed. The Tinkler, and his henchmen, the Piss Pots, have enough urine to contaminate water supplies worldwide.
(sounds of the batphone dialing)
Hello Alfred, liquidate all my assets and use the funds to buy Evian stock. I’m rich bitch!
It’s not that rare a thing. The water that I drink, cook with, and shower in comes from an open reservoir. Fish phuck in it, ducks shit in it, and during long cold winters, people sometimes walk on it.
Ahhhh-Haa, that’s been driving me up the wall since last night.. Idiocracy, right? I knew I heard it recently, but I couldn’t find anything on my netflix queue. It was just one of those late night movies that was on TV that I was half watching.
They could keep out reservior-looky-looers by posting signs “Warning, this reservior contains Candiru”.
Is this thread a “whoosh”?
The resevoir has Candiru in it..?
:eek:
Edit: Ludovic ninja’d my idea. 
I love it. “Yeah, we gets dead rats in it all the goshdurn time. But drunken piss ? That’s just yuck.”
Is this Weiner scandal ever going to end?