$8.49 for the 36-pack of Pepsi? Will you take $6?

[Miller]

@Morgenstern

You just have to find the humor in these things.

Personally, I find public lynchings very humorous.

[lieu]

@Ponder Stibbons

Aw, give Morgenstern a break. I’m sure some of his most cherished memories are actually things that happened to other people on TV.

That would be in the butt, Neheimiah.

[lowbrass]

@Jackmannii

What were these other items? I’m trying to learn about foreign cultures.

Crab juice.

[gigi]

@MrSquishy

How exactly do you know that Morgenstern isn’t George Carlin?

I for one have never seen them in the same room at the same time. Wait, how would I know that?

[Morgenstern]

lowbrass, typically you make about as much sense as an old lady wearing a thong over her depends.

[ivylass]

@Maus Magill

What? They didn’t complain bitterly, and question the cashier’s parentage and pedigree?

They calmly worked out a quick solution that was to the benefit of all?

That’s just so… wrong.

Well, there were stuck there, kind of flat-footed, (holding me up!!) and I felt proud that I’d come up with a solution.

[Sapo]

@MsRobyn

…They’re really amusing until they get annoying.

“get annoying” = “happen to me”

[DudleyGarrett]

@elmwood

I know we’re supposed to be very respectful and tolerant of other cultures and their customs. Still, Mr. Immigrant, you have to understand that in most retail stores in the United States, we don’t negotiate for prices; they’re fixed. Especially at a Costco. Especially when you’re dealing with a powerless cashier. Especially when there’s a long line of shoppers behind you, myself included among them, all waiting to pay for their goods. Especially when you’re trying to bargain on EVERY GODDAMN ITEM IN YOUR CART.

[screeching liberal from the Dope]

YOU RACIST PIG!!!

[/slftD]

[Green_Bean]

@Morgenstern

lowbrass, typically you make about as much sense as an old lady wearing a thong over her depends.

That made perfect sense. You just need to pay more attention. Here you go…

Elmwood–What did the cashier do? How did she handle it? (I wonder if he haggled on the price of the Costco membership…)

[Morgenstern]

Green Bean
Actually I was referring to lowbrass’s post before that one. (#14) Sorry I wasn’t clear on that one.
Perhaps I should have said - “lowbrass - your wit has no beginning”.

[lowbrass]

@Morgenstern

Green Bean
Actually I was referring to lowbrass’s post before that one. (#14) Sorry I wasn’t clear on that one.

That one was a reference to the Jon Lovitz “Pathological Liar” character from SNL. Try to keep up, dude. Type “my wife morgan fairchild” into google and click “I’m feeling lucky”.

Perhaps I should have said - “lowbrass - your wit has no beginning”.

Your humor is biting.

[elmwood]

@Green Bean

Elmwood–What did the cashier do? How did she handle it? (I wonder if he haggled on the price of the Costco membership…)

She just kept on saying something like “I’m sorry, but the price is fixed, and we don’t haggle.”, “I can’t make you any deals on that”, and so on. Several times times, he tried a second or third time." Very cool and collected throughout.

[AncientHumanoid]

I saw the TP thing on a Seinfeld rerun, I’m pretty sure.

So he stole it from George Carlin. Go figure.

I’ve done it myself, too, btw. So, the OP may have been behind me in that one line …

[cochrane]

@kaylasdad99

Pffft. I paid $8.00 for two 24 packs of Diet Pepsi three days ago at Stater Bros. This was with a $2.00 off in-ad coupon, but still that would have calculated to $7.50 for a 36-pack.

I’m a shopper!

I can beat that. I’ve shopped where you buy 4 12-packs for $10 and get an extra 12-pack free. 60 cans for $10, in other words. At 17 cents @ can, it works out to 36 cans for $6.00*.

• Yeah, I know 10.00 / 60 = 16.6666666 ad nauseum. I’m rounding to the nearest whole cent.

[kaylasdad99]

So does 48 cans for $8.00, actually, which is what I paid after the coupon.

(we drink a lot of diet cola)

[Anastasaeon]

@kaylasdad99

So does 48 cans for $8.00, actually, which is what I paid after the coupon.

(we drink a lot of diet cola)

I would, too, if I could get it for that price!

[Cyberhwk]

@cochrane

• Yeah, I know 10.00 / 60 = 16.6666666 ad nauseum. I’m rounding to the nearest whole cent.

16.666666 EQUALS 17…ahhhh forget it… :smack:

[cochrane]

@kaylasdad99

So does 48 cans for $8.00, actually, which is what I paid after the coupon.

(we drink a lot of diet cola)

Aha. I see. It would have been two 24-packs for $10.00 without the $2.00 off. I get it. I’m just not drinking enough cola. I need more caffeine.

[Manduck]

@lowbrass

Crab juice.

Flavour bars!

[MsRobyn]

@Sapo

“get annoying” = “happen to me”

Nah. When I’m in line, I’m pretty patient; unless I’m in a hurry, I’ve got all the time in the world, and when I am in a hurry, I can always leave and come back. But there is a fine line between amusing and annoying. The guy two lines over who argues with the cashier over a fifteen-cent coupon isn’t affecting me in the least bit, but the arguing gets old after a few minutes.

Robin