8 more and I'm in the Club

Well, after this posting,seven more are needed, I’ll be in the 1000th posting club. Whooooo Hooooo.

Is there some kind of ceremony? Perhaps a nice watch or something?

This just just to notify you that your 1000th post will be valid. I checked the About this message board forum, and you have made zero test posts (unlike others who shamelessly pad their numbers with THOSE sort of posts) :slight_smile:

Wait, so I can’t even have one test post or I’m out of the running?..That’s not fair. Maybe some of you guys/gals sprang from the mind of G*d with UBB code imbedded in your brain, but I gotta test things sometimes…

Well then get busy…we need an excuse to PARTY!!!

“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas

A thousand already?

Surely, you jest.

This space for rent.

I gotta test things sometimes…[\quote]

No, no,no. I’m not talking about good, God-fearing UBB or HTML test post. I’m talking about sin-loving “test” (note quotes) posts that ARE basically padding.

Gads, I’m such a newbie. I haven’t even hit 200 yet.

Of course if I keep parachuting in with comments like these, I should be there in no time.

–Da Cap’n
“Playin’ solitaire 'til dawn
With a deck of fifty-one.”

I have Shirley at 995. Why don’t you post your 5 favorite ice cream flavors hear, one post for each?


French Vanilla

Chocolate Raspberry Truffle (by Baskin & Robbins)

**I’m IN. I DID IT. 1000 posts! **

[font size=2]Where the hell is the ticker tape parade? [/font]

Congrats! You have officially entered the “I have no life club!”

I, unfortunately, am not only a member. I am the president!

Yer pal,

It’s so fuckin’ appropro for me. I screw up my acceptance speech.


I can hear from the balcony now:

Waldorf: * What this really means is that she has no life.*
Statler: Just like her postings.

Congrats, Shirl!
I like your posts. That’s better than a Rolex. :slight_smile:

This space for rent.

Go Shirley, go Shirley…woohoo! I’m getting up there myself, thanks to the Guy Stuff thread.

Shirley, you deserve a Rolex. Your posts consistently crack me up. I hope somebody buys you one. :slight_smile:

I would like to thank the Academy of Dopers who have no lives and actually read the mundane and truly pointless ramblings of a congential idiot.

As many here well know that it is not by Quality, but Quantity of which I strive.

If it were not for this Wonderful Board and it’s spectularly sarcastic, glib, smartass,flippant and sometimes, thought provoking, or just provoking, members who consistantly come up with the brain candy questions that roll though my mind like mental tumbleweeds, of which I must answer to validate my existance, I would be reduced to babbling like the village fool to my dog all day, instead of half.

I dedicate my award on behalf the “Save The Lemming” Foundation ::::Orchestra cues up:::
(Raising Voice, eyeing the barbie doll amazon trying to escort me politely off stage) AND THE “THIRD WORD THAT ENDS IN ‘GRY’ RESEARCH COMMITTEE.”…(cut to hemerroid commerical.)

We could have drinks at the usual place: http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/001161.html

Out of curiosity, I just checked my total.
This makes post #1100!
Who holds the record, anyway?

Well Satan has 1876 posts and PapaBear has 1503. So, I guess Satan does. I do not know of anyone with more.