This is my 1,00th post!

No way am I letting my 1,000th post go by without its own thread.
I hereby enter the escelon of four-digit Dopers.
Do I gain extra credibility?
Who here has conversed with me in other threads?
Have I gained a reputation?
Was my $14.95 worth it for you? (It was for me.)
How many of you accidentally passed up a landmark post-count unceremoniously?

Oh, dear…

I hope you have fun with it while it lasts.

Too late…

You totally counted wrong. It says 1003, dude.

And the thread title says 1,00. Maybe you should ask a mod to fix that for you. mwahaha.

Awww well, happy 1000.

Curses!

Mod, if you feel so inclined?
(Is this my favor?)

Except they’ll be more likely to shut you down instead since post count parties are ILLEGAL.

OK, they’re not illegal. Just against board rules. Same difference though.

Hee hee! You’re so cute!

But hey, I’ve never had a thread shut down, so you’ll be one up on me.

Damn! There goes my plans for my Big #1392.

jumps on sinking ship

<mod>

Yep, post count parties not allowed.

Even if it is your 1,00th post.

So in the absence of Cajun Man and Skip, I hope I haven’t overstepped any bounds by uttering that fateful word:

CLOSED

</mod>