80 year old stripper. Get it out of my brain!

I just had to share this. Tempest Storm is still stripping at 80. :eek: Now, I’ll give her full props for being gutsy and cool, but that first picture. Shudder.

Well…I was eating some dried apricots…some dried, wrinkly, apricots. Then I saw that picture…

She won’t mind, she was eating prunes herself.

Hey, now. Elvis wasn’t a prune!

I knew I shouldn’t have clicked that link, but I just couldn’t help myself!

Once you see it, you can’t unsee it! ARGH!

Ha! My cubemate says, “I guess they don’t have a good retirement plan.”

I bet the retirement plan requires that they rollover some assets.

Hey, she’s in the Las Vegas Casino Legends Hall of Fame! Work-safe, breakfast-safe picky.

gah.
nevertheless.

I wish I knew how to type that shuddering sound they make on the Simpsons. Sort of

ddyuhhhh.

I wonder what the front looks like. Google Images

Eeww.

She sure was a fox in her prime though, and I admire her tenacity and mature take on sexuality.

Full props are probably required.

She did have the goods back in the day

Betty Page dresses Tempest Storm - No nudity