85th Academy Awards viewing thread

Right. I’m addressing the notion that the theater was built without an orchestra pit. I think there is a pit, and the stage for tonight was built out over it.

Couple white stripes and she could star in a remake of Bride of Frankenstein.

Ah, well, guess I can’t bag on McFarlane any more, after that.

D.A. Pennebaker should have damn well have won an Oscar for something before this.

She’s a teenager. You just don’t understand the depths of her soul, her pai–

Oh. Shit. Really?!

Apparently she was on crutches, so she must have injured a leg, or foot, or toe or something. That explains the halting, jerky walk, but not the bored attitude.

Unless it’s the painkillers. Naw, probably not - she usually looks like that.

edit: ninja’d by MsWhatsit!

That explains the leg thing, but she looked out of it in a chemical way. Harry Potter almost had to throw an elbow at her when she missed a cue.

Poor Kristen. She can act and show enthusiasm, really, but it seems so rare.

Exactly. Every single time. I saw her on one of the late night talk shows last year and she can barely string a coherent sentence together. Bad attitude all round

Well, now that the Twilight Series has ended, I doubt we’ll be hearing to much from her anymore.

They should have put Kristin Stewart down the street in the building with the orchestra.

Miss Stewart apparently injured her foot, thus the hobbled walk.

Still exhibits quite the attitude, though.

Rent The Runaways. She really can act, I swear!

Bring out your dead!

Ohh, the part of the show where we say, “Holy shit! He/she died?!”

I am glad they quit having somebody sing during the In Memoriam segment.

Maybe some Jaws music, though …

One pleasant side-effect of the orchestra being elsewhere - No applause leaking into the mics on the orchestra, turning In Memoriam into a popularity contest.

Babs in the house.

So you say…

You spoke too soon.

She was pretty good in Adventureland, too. But her role as the mostly frozen older sister in Zathura probably fits her attitude best these days.