85th Academy Awards viewing thread

Frick! Stupid autocorrect. And stupid unusual name spelling.

Renee Z looks very drunk…or something.

Queen Latifah, you better werrrkk, bitch! Looking stunning!

Just what I’ve been waiting to see. A celebrity diving reality show.

Just saw **Life of Pi **today, was blown away.

We would’ve just thought you were talking about Bab’s gams!

Chicago.

I mean, don’t ask me why they’re all on stage together, but that’s their connection.

And what the heck happened to Renee’s face?

I know! On the red carpet he made Ryan Seacrest look tall. He’s probably Seacrest’s new best friend. They’re like Keebler elves.

Ohhh… Ice…

Could someone please reach over and un-scrunch Zellwegger’s face?

I don’t understand. Why is Renee melting? WTF is going on with her? Is it really true after all that if you keep making a face it will stick that way?

Some of those shots in Life of Pi looks like Noah’s Ark exploded.

I thought that exact same thought when she was talking to Chenoweth just before the ceremony started.

NM!

Live performance of my favorite song!!!

Babs was great.

She got a bad batch of collagen and silicone. Doesn’t hold up under those hot lights.

I vaguely remember from last year’s ceremonies that someone got a special tribute then as well. Can’t remember who, though.

I think her face is going to fall off like Paris Hilton’s in Repo

You know, I’m sick of hearing about Chicago. Who has actually rented it in the last decade?