85th Academy Awards viewing thread

[Labrador_Deceiver]

@MsWhatsit

Diet Coke doesn’t dry sticky. No sugar.

“The more you know.”

Jesus help me, I almost posted the same thing.

[Brynda]

She’s 5’ 10".

[Sigmagirl]

@etv78

If Playbook wins a major award, will this be the 1st comedic Oscar since Palance in City Slickers? What about before that?

Plus Alan Arkin in Little Miss Sunshine, Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny.

[Rollo_Tomasi]

@Maserschmidt

Marisa Tomei?

Alan Arkin. Penelope Cruz. Midnight in Paris, if you count screenplay as one of the major awards.

[MeanOldLady]

So speaking of Dustin Hoffman and Charlize Theron, is it especially hard for short guys to not stare into the boobs of women? Should I start cutting short guys a break? I mean, they’re right there.

[cmyk]

@WhyNot

I think her face is going to fall off like Paris Hilton’s in Repo…

And underneath will be a moist, raw and even more squished face underneath. Like a soft cicada shedding its old exoskeleton.

barf

[gaffa]

@Equipoise

Scarlett missed out on the Avengers gathering AND performing (at least part) of her song live. Isn’t that what the Red Eye is for? Understudies? She’ll be kicking herself some years down the line. She has a beautiful voice.

If they can FedEx the orchestra, why couldn’t she perform via satellite?

[Wheelz]

@MeanOldLady

So speaking of Dustin Hoffman and Charlize Theron, is it especially hard for short guys to not stare into the boobs of women? Should I start cutting short guys a break? I mean, they’re right there.

Lucky bastards.

[Maserschmidt]

Did Charlize just piss off Dustin?

[Uncle_Jocko]

@MeanOldLady

So speaking of Dustin Hoffman and Charlize Theron, is it especially hard for short guys to not stare into the boobs of women? Should I start cutting short guys a break? I mean, they’re right there.

Poor Dustin could have put an eye out!

Or two!

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

@gaffa

Is he that short, or is she just that tall?

He’s 5’5", I think she’s around 5’10".

[Nzinga_Seated]

@MeanOldLady

So speaking of Dustin Hoffman and Charlize Theron, is it especially hard for short guys to not stare into the boobs of women? Should I start cutting short guys a break? I mean, they’re right there.

Just cut short guys a break, anyway. Because, you know…short.

[asterion]

So, is Tarantino ever going to win something that isn’t a writing award?

[Uncle_Jocko]

Tarantino takes the screenplay award. I think that’s actually kinda cool.

[JohnT]

Hot damn, go QT!

[MeanOldLady]

Quentin disheveled and high as fuck. Whodathunk?

[Rollo_Tomasi]

Oh my God, Tarantino actually used the finger guns on his way up to the stage. What a megadouche (but I still liked Django).

[Maserschmidt]

God I hate Quentin Tarantino.

[etv78]

This embarrased non-cinephile withdraws the question. smack:

[RickJay]

For comedic Oscars you also have “Little Miss Sunshine” winning at least two, “Midnight in Paris” winning Best Screenplay for Woody Allen, “Almost Famous,” etc. etc.