888-oops-jew

No prob. It seems everybody is over-sensitive nowadays and the RO factor has climbed exponentially these past 10 years or so. Easy to see how someone could have gotten the RO vibe from my post.

I called it and started cracking up hearing Stephen say “Shalom”. As a Jew, I’m not offended. It’s funny.

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

I’m guessing “RO” stands for “rust oxide” and he has this confused with the 1-888-MOPS-KEY thread. Honest mistake- rust oxide is one of the top ten causes of mop failure, after all. If you have a metal mop, keep it shiny so rust oxide doesn’t occur.

I just called the hotline! I’ll have to call back after I think of something good to apologize for, but the Mops Key stuff is flat-out hilarious.

"All our Mop-erators are busy . . . " That’s great, thanks Shoshana! :slight_smile:

Oh, I know what RO means. But BigGirl said people are way too sensitive these days. I don’t appreciate that.

You’re welcome. If anyone was offended (or offended by anything I’ve said this year), I apologize!

Must proof read! :smack:

the message caught me off guard…never mind.

Is this a whoosh?

If not I won’t be correcting you. This year, I gave up tendetious explanations of Christianity for Lent.

Oh, man, I wasn’t expecting that.

Mr. Neville and I are fairly observant Conservative Jews, and we thought it was funny.

Something for everyone!

Paganism is looking better all the time…

Very funny. I didn’t hear this punchline when I just called, though.

Remember, Colbert is 3/4 Jewish. Well, 3/4 chance of being Jewish.

So it’s 1/4 chance of being offensive.

snicker

If that wasn’t a joke, one or both of us is/are going to feel really silly. If it was a joke, I salute you, sir!

That’s what I was saying- the punchline was there last year, but not this year. I’m not sure why- maybe because the same disclaimer is used for both OOPS-JEW and MOPS-KEY (which is new this year). This is the second year the Atone-Phone has been in service. When Dr. Colbert originally introduced the number before Yom Kippur 2006, he originally had a Hebrew phone number…until he realized Jews do not have special phones. He then changed it to 1-888-OOPS-JEW. Supposedly, in the time between Yom Kippur 2006 and Yom Kippur 2007, a company called 1-888-MOPS-KEY has taken the number, hence the new message.

Hey, come on in, the hellfire’s fine!

:smiley:

Darn it! I hadn’t had a chance to be offended, yet! You apologized too soon!!

Grumble, grumble …

:stuck_out_tongue:

Yeah, she Jewped the gun!