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Excellent. I’m sorry for that!

At least I’ll be warm.

(where’s a devil smiley when you need one?)

I’m fairly sure the MOPS-KEY is part of the joke–it’s just a twist on the number/letter combo available.

A friend of mine saw Colbert in a cafe in South Carolina earlier this summer. He winked at her. <groupy sigh>