9 dozen rotten eggs

I’m in a quandary about what to do with about 9 dozen rotten duck eggs.
We have 3 ducks.Two hens and a drake.
I didn’t want the damned ducks in the first place but …long story.
Anyway I’ve incubated some, sold the hatchlings.One of the hens is sitting on some but she can’t decide which nest to sit on,so they probably won’t hatch.
the others are in buckets.
Nobody I know wants to eat the fresh ones or I’d gladly give them away.
So is there some long forgotten recipe that uses rotten eggs?Like maybe for paint or garden fertilizer?
Ok so I have about 6 dozen more in the refrigerator so if you can think of a use for old eggs I’d appreciate that too.

You could always go into the deer repellant business. Just like shark repellant, there is always a high demand.

http://www.ag.auburn.edu/aaes/communications/highlights/winter99/deer.html

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WHAT?
The teeming millions have failed?
I was expecting something like Luv Potion #6 1/2
or a Pygme poison dart treatment
or even duck egg drop soup.
shoe polish extender.
somthin
cmon guys
In the spirit of Henry Ford we ought to be able to come up with something.Heck this is Cecils site.Henry didn’t have nuthin like this.

Sell them to rowdy teenagers that want to go a-vandalizing?

Give them to jugglers to practise with?

Find someone who is trainingg a retriever dog to carry soft-mouthed and give the eggs to person and doggy?

Boil them and play games of table top rugby?
OK - OI have no idea. :frowning:

They would probably make an excellent accelerant if you wanted to start a compost heap, or if you already have one.

Egg shells in compost heap = good.
Eggs in compost heap = bad.

High protien foods and animal products such as eggs, meats, and oils should not be put in compost heaps. They tend to attract the undesirable element, insects, animals, etc. that are not beneficial to organic decomposition. I just bought a new compost bin yesterday and the above is from the instruction sheet.

Duck eggs are actually very good to eat. They make great omelets and you will get wonderfully fluffy cakes. Unfertile duck eggs will last a couple weeks with refrigeration, fertile eggs should be eaten right away. As long as you keep removing eggs from the nest, domesticated ducks will keep on laying just like chickens.

Make a bunch of waffles with the fresh ones and let us know if a duck’s Eggo quacks.:smiley: