Interestingly enough, I’m reading this thread just one day after I finished reading the Swamp Thing: Earth to Earth trade paperback, in which Abby Cable is charged and imprisoned due to her “crimes against nature” - romancing the plant-creature.
Arab proverb:
-“For children a woman
-For pleasure, a boy
-For ecstasy, a melon!”
“Great?” It was* terrific!*
Looks like there will be a few more seeds to scrape out of that one cum Halloween. Remember folks, support your local pumpkin snatch.
lieu that’s SOOOOO bad!
It’s really too bad he and his pumpkin canteloupe.
Nooooooooooooooooo!!! (head spins 360 degrees)
If his defense attorney had filed a Motion to Squash, he would have gotten off.
I guess if you’re out of your fucking gourd, you make do with what’s at hand.
Trick or trick.
Oh, come on, the pumpkin was faking it.
Naw, no gourd could stem an honest response to that kind of pump 'n rind.
It is all a bit seedy, though, ain’t it? Like something out of pulp fiction – the ripe, juicy stuff!
What I want to know is, had the gourd reached the age of consent, or was it plucked off the vine (or snatched from the 'patch) before its time?
Oh, that such a hallowed act as love be rendered so hollow…
Pardon me for interrupting this pun party, but I don’t get the punchline. Maybe I’m just a little slow, but
I mean, was he trying to say he thought he was screwing Cinderella’s carriage, or what? I don’t get it.
I think he was implying he was screwing in the carriage, though what happened to Cinderella is up for debate.
BTW, the Snopes article only debunks the specific instance in the story. They do make mention of the incident in this thread as actually happening.
The end of that page claims that Mr. Patton’s story was true:
“…the key element of this tale did play out in real life at least once. In Septemer 2002, Bill Patton of Macomb, Michigan, was sentenced to ninety days in the hoosegow…”
Well as long as he didn’t get any on the ground, then it’s ok-because he wasn’t spilling his seed.
I guess this solves the question, “What’s gooey on the inside, orange on the outside, and doesn’t talk during sex?”
All I know is, this is a little seedy and will take awhile to patch up.
Move to Ontario. 
Walking around topless is legal here, though puzzlingly-few people do it. Therefore, walking around topless inside shouldn’t be a problem. 
All these posts and nobody has used :o . I bet that’s exactly how the pumpkin looked, complete with rounded mouth.
Ontario has gone to hell since they passed that law. Now the streets are filled with perverted middle-aged men carrying high powered binoculars and pumpkins. I never understood the pumpkins until now.
I guess we all now know what the ‘o’ in jack-o-lantern stands for. Off.
I did make a jack o lantern look like Monica Lewinsky once…
I can’t believe no one has pointed to this yet…
http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/atom_1189
Now THAT’s some pumpkin pumpin’.