99 least-sexy words to use while making love to your lady

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Crusty!

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-Blood clot
-Fleas
-Scrapple

“My wee-wee”

Just off the top of my head I thank that saying -

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Would be a buzz kill.

But that’s just me

And yet, “Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” is totally cool and sexay.

Woody Allen and Diane Keaton in “Play It Again Sam”, in bed after doing the dirty deed:

*DK: What were you thinking about while we were doing it?

WA: Willie Mays.

DK: You always think of baseball players when you make love?

WA:It keeps me going.

DK: (pauses) I couldn’t figure out why you kept yelling “slide!”*

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Pungent
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Congealed
Bile

I prefer the randier version

Tally Ho!

My husband will call me “conejita”, which means “little rabbit”, and I honetsly don’t find this sexy at all.

…maybe he just loves rabbit stew…?

(You should bring it up during a romantic train ride together…)

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