99 least-sexy words to use while making love to your lady

[simster]

@11811

Slab

Roustabout

Fillibuster

I don’t know - if wife said “fill it buster” to me - I would be happy to oblige.

[Procrustus]

@Sattua

I’m a woman and I came in here to say “Moist”. I see it’s been covered though.

you guys have sent me to the internet for answers. Ignorance fought.

If pop cultural references, Internet blog posts, and social media are any indication, moist reigns supreme in its capacity to disgust a great many of us. Aversion to the word has popped up on How I Met Your Mother and Dead Like Me. VH1 declared that using the word moist is enough to make a man “undateable.” In December, Huffington Post’s food section published a piece suggesting five alternatives to the word moist so the site could avoid its usage when writing about various cakes. Readers of The New Yorker flocked to Facebook and Twitter to choose moist as the one word they would most like to be eliminated from the English language. In a survey of 75 Mississippi State University students from 2009, moist placed second only to vomit as the ugliest word in the English language. In a 2011 follow-up survey of 125 students, moist pulled into the ugly-word lead—vanquishing a greatest hits of gross that included phlegm, ooze, mucus, puke, scab, and pus. Meanwhile, there are 7,903 people on Facebook who like the “interest” known as “I Hate the Word Moist.” (More than 5,000 other Facebook users give the thumbs up to three different moist-hatred Facebook pages.)

[TreacherousCretin]

prehensile

[Sattua]

@TreacherousCretin

prehensile

I don’t know. I might want to hear more about that one.

[thelurkinghorror]

This is more of a least-sexy thing to say to try to get girls into bed (they’re not there yet), but the OP wording made me think of something… ladies…

@TreacherousCretin

prehensile

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em.

[cmyk]

@cmyk

These are more or less words that need to be drawn out and accentuated in a sultry manner, or by letting them roll around in your mouth before uttering. Best if whispered deeply into your lover’s ear during climax…

cluster

coagulate

Pakistan

curdle

Oort Cloud

toenail

albumen

chalky

clowns

yodel

filibuster

undulate

mole

infestation

larval

ganglion

@11811

Slab

Roustabout

Fillibuster

@simster

I don’t know - if wife said “fill it buster” to me - I would be happy to oblige.

That’s two “nays” and one “aye”…

[Left_Hand_of_Dorkness]

@cmyk

That’s two “nays” and one “aye”…

Woah there–before you call the vote, I have a phone book I’d like to read.

[Siam_Sam]

@simster

I don’t know - if wife said “fill it buster” to me - I would be happy to oblige.

Even if it were already all the way in? :dubious:

[Boyo_Jim]

How much extra for anal?

[Happy_Lendervedder]

-Razor
-Tuberculosis
-Corpulent

[simster]

@Siam_Sam

Even if it were already all the way in? :dubious:

Thankfully, I’ve never had that problem.

[Archeonomist]

What’s wrong with razor?

As for chlamydia, I’ve always thought it would make a nice name for a noble woman. As in “…and here is the countess Chlamydia von Schwansen”.

[Siam_Sam]

“MasterCard?”

[simster]

@Siam_Sam

“MasterCard?”

"Diner’s Club ? "

[Siam_Sam]

yogurt

[Kent_Clark]

Fallopian
uterus
cervix
ovary
oocyte

[Siam_Sam]

Wrestlemania

[The_Second_Stone]

@AskNott

Ouch!

There was a time, early on, when my wife was inspired to talk about bank accounts and car payments in the bedroom. It pissed me off, and finally, the next time she did it I got out of bed and got dressed. It never happened again.

Are you Jerry Stiller?

[Siam_Sam]

molasses

[The_Second_Stone]

Hemorrhoids