99 least-sexy words to use while making love to your lady

spirochetes

sternocleidomastoid

Fart
Boogers
Neodymium
Chum
Molars
Affidavit
Puce
Substance
Proboscis
Psoriasis
Holocaust

These are more or less words that need to be drawn out and accentuated in a sultry manner, or by letting them roll around in your mouth before uttering. Best if whispered deeply into your lover’s ear during climax…

cluster

coagulate

Pakistan

curdle

Oort Cloud

toenail

albumen

chalky

clowns

yodel

filibuster

undulate

mole

infestation

larval

ganglion

Zyklon b

penicillin

Febreze

This something they lacked…was it something he didn’t know what it was?

Je vois ce que vous avez fait là.

Stench
Leakage
Dingleberries
Warts

Herpes
Gwyneth
Pustule
Proactive
Halitosis

“Fire!”

I’m a woman and I came in here to say “Moist”. I see it’s been covered though.

Lewinsky

Nixon

Slab

Roustabout

Fillibuster

9600 baud modem!

Goatse.

chlamydia

-Liberace
-Canyon
-Gravy
-Tragedy
-Chainsaw