99 little-known Taco Bell menu items

-Flaming Cornlupa Bowl
-Sauce Balls
-Queso Pepsi
-Cruncharito Frito Wrap with Whitefish
-Moist Burrito
-Beef Chili Flap
-Cheesy Tortilla con Sangre Caliente
-Mountain Dewrito Chalupa
-Guacaresito del Grande
-Baja Ford Fusion
-Umberto Wrap
-Lima Bean Burrito

Doritos Taco Flavored Tacos
Tequila Dew
Burrotos
Ghost Pepper Cinnaballs
NyQuill Siesta Bowl

-Chihuahua Crunch
-Montezuma’s Chips ‘n’ Cheese
-Tom Yum Goongorita

-Listerine Taco

Gordi-Chillu-Wrap Grande…and the horse it rode in on.

Taco holes
Beef and beans and cheese in a pile
Soggy zesty gordita
Enchilada burrito taco quesadilla wrap

Casper The Friendly Ghost Pepper Kid’s Meal

Chile Slurpee

Fish Taco Dew
GordiDew
BurriDew

Cheesy Chaco-Taco
Mexi-Tots…and Mexi-Toddlers, Mexi-Irritated Adolescents, and Mexi-Sullen Teenagers.
Hot Sauce Packet Slushie

Just Tortillas

Una pila fracaso en un arco tristeza

Cholitas
12-Layer Burrito
Beef Ranchones
Tamales
French Fries
Nachos Galacticos
Patrón Añejo

Oops, missed the edit window…that translation may be a little off, but Patton Oswalt fans will get the idea.

-Tostada con Mantequilla
-Spaghetti Bowl Grande
-Taco Sombrero
-La Cucarachita
-Cool Ranch Caramel Chalupa.
-Enchaqueso
-Burrito Bowl Wrap

BBQ pork tacos/burritos.

-Gringo Viejo (ketchup on a soft tortilla with a melted Kraft single)
-Frito Dorito

Chupacabra Chimichanga

Gummi Bearitos

Flan on a stick

Trumpcicles

Californication con Carne