99 little-known Taco Bell menu items

Colitis Caramba Burrito
Ptomaine Ptamales
Chili Con Carnage
Aborta Torta

Chimichanga viscosa
Huevos en palo
Enchilada de la puta
Chile con culo

My favorite one so far is Taco Holes. I am gonna try to make some tonight

Frijolepalooza

Mapache asada
Mantecarito
Crujiente caliente

-Baja Diablo Balls
-Espresso con Carne

General Tso’s Tostada
Zesty Churro Wrap
Salsa Batido

Extreme Baja Wasp Burritos
Poutine Wrong Border Gorditas
Cactus Wraps
Quinoa & Sprouts Healthy-rito Crunch
Burrito Stew

I am SO going to figure out how to make that.

Menudo Esputo
Churros de los Burros
Churrasco Fiasco
Holy Mole
Borracho Nachos

Huitlacoche Salad

-Hubba-Bubburrito
-Milk Taco
-Cheese Corn in a Cup

Taco Bell Peppers

Quetzalcoatl taquitos

-Nacho Bread

Crunchy Dew
Baja Blast Burrito
Jalapeno Habanero Ghost Pepper Freeze

Cheeseburger.

I got 99 problems, and finding something to eat at Taco Bell ain’t one of them.

Inside out burrito

Sad Pandarito
Mexican Monkey Balls
Seared Foie Gras Taco with Truffle Emusion