-Corn Meal Dew
-20-layer Chalupa
-Hard-shell Burrito
-Snake-skin Enchilada
-Meat Grease Ensalada
Heuvos Vagabundo
Cholesterol con queso
Rubik’s Chalupa
Schrödinger’s $5 Box
Pollo Sin Cabeza
Anos [sic] de Puerco
Lengua de Suegra
Nariz del Papa
Chicken Without a Head
Pork Anuses
Mother-in-Law’s Tongue
Pope’s Nose
I might like that.
Or maybe not.
I guess I won’t know until I try it.
I thought you’d go for the Rubik’s Chalupa-Thousands of different combinations to choose from.
Why not? After all, Burger King really does sell Anos de Pollo. I mean they’re smart enough to not actually call them that, but we know what they really are…
Guess what? Chicken butt.
I invented the chalupa but Taco Bell made all the money off of it. When I was younger we used to make tacos and bought pre- shaped taco shells at the grocery store. Inevitably the first time you bit into one the whole thing would break in half and I knew there had to be a solution. I wrapped a corn tortilla with some melted cheese around the outside of a homemade taco, and I knew that I had invented something important. It wasn’t until years later when I saw them on the menu at Taco Bell that I realized how great my fortune could have been.
Jodidos Frijoles
Meat and cheese lasaña
Cumberbachos Benedictos
Kimchi Chalupa
-Chim-Chim Cheree-Changa
-Al Gordita
-Corpulent Supreme
-Cholesterolito Grande
– Cheechandchongorito (available in Colorado locations only)
Cheesy Nacho Freeze
Chiminy Crickets
Crunchy Hot Sauce
All-You-Can-Eat Queso Bar
Sloppy Segundo
Bacon Chipotle Milkshake
Chile Roasted Chiles with Chile Sauce
Ensalada Floja
Zesty Baja Kale
Available for a limited time only in the Republic of Chile.
Seven-Layer Regret
Ultimate Chile Relleno Smoothie Melt